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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2000-09-13, 05:34
Mr CrEEP Mr CrEEP is offline
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Default What would be the best way to propose to a girl?

hmm,anyone got some good ideas on how and wear to ask a girl the big qeustion?,iw as thinking sky diving,,but theres so many places,,,were and how would you propose to a women?
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Old 2000-09-13, 07:30
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Default Re: What would be the best way to propose to a girl?

Get her pregnant.
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Old 2000-09-13, 08:11
Z3m Z3m is offline
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Default Re: What would be the best way to propose to a girl?

When you first ask a girl to have anal sex, it's most important that you weasel it into conversation. Preferably in bed so as to limit her ability to say no. You want to pressure her into letting you do it without actually saying it. Thing like, "It would really mean a lot to me" and such are always winners.

I hope this helps.
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Old 2000-09-13, 20:30
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: What would be the best way to propose to a girl?

on jay leno like jason sehorn, unless you're a real loser no woman will turn you down on television; especially one that has a big audience
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Old 2000-09-13, 23:53
Robo Robo is offline
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Default Re: What would be the best way to propose to a girl?

1. Go to Burgerking at 10:30am.
2. Buy and eat Whoppers.
3. Go to the bathroom and freshen up.
4. Pop a tic-tac.
5. Put on your clip-on tie.
6. Come out on your knees with a rose in your mouth.
7. Look into her eyes, spit out the rose and then say "I want you to be my bitch for good."
8. Stand up and tell her to clean the table and get in the truck.
9. Drive to the courthouse and make it legal like.
10. Drive her to her second shift job and inform her you will be quiting your job.
 
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