Me

Me too.

you had sex with me? nah, I'd have remembered it.

Matius, this isn't fight club but it's alot like it. I am your right hand. It all makes sense now right. You asked for something else in your life so you created me. Look at your palm Matius. How did Bongman get written there. All those times you heard witty Bongman anurysms, you where the one that wrote them. Wondering why then you spelled anurysms wrong, because your right hand doesn't know how to spell anurysms.

lie lie lie. it's all lies. I know this kid and trust me, his own hand would turn him down.

Funny you should say that, but its the honest to god truth that I whack with my left hand. My right hand just dont do it.

Ya got me, I was taking the chance that you used your right, Ewwwwww. Why are we talking about this?

Sorry man, I kinda ruined your joke, it was funny tho, dont worry. I got kinda an amusing story, but pretty sick, so if you dont wanna be shocked and appaled, scroll no furhter.













Ok, a while ago, I hadn't whacked in like 3 weeks. And I decided to, and I had some real high quality pornography, so I did, and it was like a machine gun power hose, man that sucked to clean up....sorry....ew

From what I have heard you can whack to memories of sexual encounters, or sexual encounter, and it rocks!

Matius...

dude... i know what you mean...whacking off is something that one must keep up on for many different reasons...