i think thats the source of my recent hostility and irritability, combined with the fact that there's a load of tension from my grandparents to go to the naval academy in Annapolis, figuring out what i want to do, my parents getting divorced, my uncle suing my father, and moving out of my house (which i love) possibly to a section of Long Island with the highest concentration of thugs in all of New York, i really think that getting laid would help me out. Suggestions? Volunteers?(ladies only) Critics? Mindless off-topic rantings?

Try whacking off.

I feel for you man.

Everyone needs to get laid more often... Then perhaps everyone would stop acting like dicks and dumbasses. Or we'd all at least be well satisfied.

And The Real says "I feel for you man" ahhhhh, I kill me.

hmm getting laid would be nice...hahahaha imagine if nobody had any sexual tension people would be so calm,so satisfied...
U can try whacking off or getting a hoooker...and if ur a groovy guy then chicks will WANT to fuck you! duh!! well only kewl chicks like me lol...j/k!!!

im not saying anything... im trying hard... not... to... say... anything...

those evil monkeys...

Fucken, you said you were a girl?

ya thats right..?? im a girl....and..??

Matius believe it or not, chicks enjoy sex. You just have to get past the 30-second mark.

haha very good observation....!

Evil Keep in mind that woman are perverts, With a BIG ego problem. Here is the deal. Girls go way out of their way to look good they spend hours painting their nails, putting on makeup, styling their hair, picking out some hot outfit to wear, etc. Why? To get men's attention. They cant stand the thought of another woman looking better than them so there in a constant battle to look the best they can. And it works! They have men trying desperately to win their affection. They demand attention and get it. However when there is a guy that ignores them, they can�t stand it and go out of their way to get you to notice. If your smart you just casually make eye contact and smile then ignore them some more. Before long they will be throwing pussy at you because, Dammit you will notice them! (This works best on really hot chicks) Now some girls have really been hurt. Their prince charming pissed allover their farry tale. And these girls just need an ego boost. Make them feel better about them self. Take them to get their hair and nails done. Take them out and pay attention only to them. If you don�t want a girlfriend tell them up front. You still noticed and took time to show you care so you will probably still get laid, you are just a challenge for them now. And that is what they are looking for.



[This message has been edited by Ain (edited 09-06-2000).]

ummm not ALL girls get primped up and perfect and all that shit...well I dont do that...maybe theres a corrolation appearing here...then again i've had more luck than most girls with guys which is a miracle in itself...

I've noticed most females I like make me act like a retard. But hey that's just me.

i am amazed at how my relationship with my girl is turning out. i, for one, am sXe. i don't drink (as far as casual is concerned. i don't. if it is a special occasion, i have some irish whiskey or scotch), i don't smoke, and i won't fuck until i get married. my girlfriend understands this and is actually glad that i am one of the few who can keep it in his pants at my school. oddly enough, i am the one who wears all the shitty clothes, and dresses like a bum. i can dismantle someones mood, be it good or bad, with simple words and the way they are said. my influence upon people is amazing. even adults tend to succumb to my persuasion. me and my girlfriend have been going out scince september of last year. we never remembered the actual "date" of our anniversary. i said: how's the whole month of september? she said: sounds good to me!

she never ceaces to amaze me. every day. i go to school, see her in the hall, and i say to myself: wow. damn andrew (me)... you have yourself a gem. take care of her.

the one thing that i enjoy most about it, is that i have been her friend scince the 5th grade. we played in the orchestra togeather and we can talk about abolutely anything, without one person feeling like they can't say something because it will hurt the other's feelings. i honestly say that i love her.

now, that i have exposed this tender portion of my being, enter the vultures...

[This message has been edited by Bar room hero (edited 09-07-2000).]

Bar room hero,

there's not a lot of you guys left. the type
of guys that don't want to have sex. i can't
control how i like it. i must give you mad
props for actually waiting. I don't look at
sex as a bad thing..i look it as a good
thing when taken in a good away. when two
people are in love,or like each other alot.
and enjoy each others compay while getting
the pleasure of orgasming. if you have sex
with everyone you barely like,whats the
speicalness of sex. The way you think
i'm assuming you know how to treat a
woman,and those are very rare to find. guys
usaully have other motives behind things.

AIN
your opinion about girls is a little
different from mine (maybe that is because
i am a girl) but us girls, do take a little
time to get ready,and we do like our nails
nice,and our hair pretty. That's all
pyschological. we like to feel pretty, and
we like to look good. we also like the
attention that we get from guys. But we
don't do it JUST for the guys,we do it
because we like to look good. when you feel
like you look decent, you have a much better
day because your automatically in a good mood
and you feel like you can conquer the whole
world.

GUYS- also do take a long time to get
ready,i know i have a brother. they look at
themselves in the mirror all the time,the
flex their muscles,the jack off,they measure
their size and they gossip about shit just
as much as girls do. They also try to look
good by wearing the clothes they have,buying
them at the cool store, and they like to
wear brand names more than girls do. ex.
fubu,tommy,polo, etc. they also seem to put
on an ounce of cologne because they are
afraid they smell bad. but you guys spend
about as much time as we do, if
manicures,and hair do's were considered more
manly all you guys would be there just as
long as us females. guys practice corny
jokes, so they can seem witty. What's up
with the lets wait 2 days to call her. we
know you guys want to call us, so just pick
up the phone and do it.Everyone plays these
stupid mind games...just be real.guys also
want what they
can't have,and guys love challanges more
than girls. Guys want to get laid more than
girls. so what's up with only girls have
big ego shit. guys have them too. guys also think they are the shit,and they always think that they are better than girls. reality check we got you pussy-wipped!

*Keep in mind that not all guys fall under
the things i mentioned above.some don't but
a majority of the guys i have met in my life
do. All girls don't fall under the things i
mentioned above but most girls i know are.*

SUGARCANDY


[This message has been edited by SugarCandy (edited 09-06-2000).]

Way to go Bar Room Hero!!!!!!!! Your girlfriend is very lucky and I only wish there were more guys like you left in this world. Anyone out there like bar room hero? Send me an e-mail.

Prince Charming.





[This message has been edited by Ain (edited 09-10-2000).]

Whee. What's the topic about again. i forgot.

Nevermind, it was really a joke to begin with. I do think its part of the problem, but im not going to fuck someone just because of that.

wow. i am somewhat impressed that you all didn't rag on me for talkin bout my girl... cool.

sugar, alkoholik chick,

thank you very much. i actually never had a "way" with women. i have a way with people in general (and i like to say that i have a way with words). i can talk, and they open up. i break the ice, so they feel more comfortable. but as far as my relationship goes, it doesn't matter whether or not i have a "way" with anyone (as much as i appreciate you saying so ). what matters is that i would be willing to change.

I'll rag on you, if it'll make you feel better.

hahaha. sure why not. keep your punches above the belt. talk of me. not her.

Look here Evil. Get some friends together, some fat bags of weed, and some blunts, that will do you some good. Ain gave the advice I've been looking for, for a long damn time. Hero, you were lucky for real, and if you feel as if you could wait that's good because I don't know about all of that, but be careful. Because there are a whole lot of good guys out there, but there ain't a whole lot of girls out there. I was one of them my damn self, and I have yet to find a female that is descent at all, most of them lie, are shiesty, prone to jealousy, be frontin, and are just act dumb, and weird most of the time. I guess since you knew the girl for so long you can cope, but I'm telling you playboy, sometimes they will give you the shock of your life, just trust me on that one.

Bar room, you're a dickless bitch.