What is the actual appeal of this? For the same price of a thirty minute call, you could afford a real hooker for an hour.

Without all the potential STDs or inability to just hang up if she turns out to be doggish. Not that I'm defending phone sex. I saw what the advantage would be.

[This message has been edited by Evil_Mastermind (edited 08-07-2000).]

Yes. I see your point. I'll be off the internet for a while.

Pretty much the only thing that gets people off is the bad language and chicks voice.

Even assuming I did get 'into' it, I think the thought of my phone bill would give me an instant limp.

Send me a check for $50 and I'll give you my phone number and talk dirty to ya.

I'd be really good at it..

Yeah Suzie?
Tell me you want me to give ya 8" and for it to hurt.

I'll tell ya I fucked you twice and smacked you.

Suz, yeah but for how long?

simply bc i used to work at one, i know that some phone sex can be cheap. There is a little phone sex gig in southern cali that works for the locals. It's a free local call to listen to pre recorded messages all you want. Then u pick the girl you want to talk to, and after paying an operator (what i did) you get patched through to said girl. it was only $15 for 15 min. i dont know any hooker that goes for $60 an hour..

Nah, still not my thang.

Unless the girl was Suzie (hint, hint)

As long as it takes? *hint hint*

lmao.. Would be such an easy job.. much easier than prositution..cos you don't even have to SEE the guy, TOUCH the guy or do any other things like that..

Uhhhh..... listen..... I have a.... friend.. no wait, a brother..... no a friend who want's to know where to send that check.... It's not for me, that's not my bag, it's for my brother -- uhh... I mean friend.

Ya! its for me! I'm a horny lil boy! And I've been bad! I need a spanking!

Yeah.... but don't mail Matius with the address, mail it to me and then I'll give it to Matius so he doesn't... get..... embarrassed.... yeah that'll do.

WHY PHONE SEX WITH SUZ IS SO UNAPPEALING TO ME

I'm assuming that the major attraction of phone sex is imagining the girl as a dopey bimbo who you have a good chance of scoring with and doing all the kinky things you talked about.

From suz's posts, she is one of the most intellegent people I know, talking about sex with her would only infuriate me and make me feel inadequate -- obviously if we met I'd have a nice 0% chance of getting it on with her, without raping her. (I've expressed my views on rape elsewhere in the Temple).

Therefore I could not have phone sex with Suz unless we had actually had sex in real life or something drastic happened to convince me I have a good chance of laying her if I tried. I wouldn't try though, I respect her far too much to want a cheap screw from her, even if she was willing to give me one.

That's just my wimpy opinion, feel free to emotionally castrate me.

Behold! The power of the internet!

*castrates Trippy*

wow, I'm flattered, I think ..

hmm well none of you would have a chance irl, unless you metamorphosed into my boyfriend.. if you've read my previous rants on how I hate lying, you'll probably understand my chance on cheating on people, ie, it's pointless as fuck and hurts people for no reason other than you dont' have the guts to decide who you want to be with and tell the person you don't want to be with to get out of your life.. etc.. so as a rule, and my rules are usually pretty firm, I don't cheat, so unless boyfriend suddenly disappeared or something, it wouldn't happen..

Suddenly disappeared, eh.... didn't Matius mention his interest in organised crime? I think I may have an odd job for him.


No, joking suz. I wouldn't put you through that for all the sex and money and drugs in the world.