Okay, the most requested costume in Japan (in brothels) is the schoolgirl, and in England it's french maids, I was wondering if anyone knows what they are in other countries.

United States: junkie.

Comes in two flavors: heroin junkie and crack whore.

Equiped with: all the std's known to a man.

Cost: variable. Might pass out before accepting the payment. Carpe diem.

Interests: does not give a fuck about schoolgirls or french maids. For xtra 10$ will agree to be anybody, then pass out.

Habitat: everywhere. Preferably close to a drug dealer.

Warning: will suck dick for cocaine and other, not so potent substances. Might pass out.

Warning II: will kill and maim, or just pass out with your dick in her mouth. Might even die.




[This message has been edited by sckbch (edited 08-07-2000).]

hahahaha stop fucking being so damn funny i can't fucking take it

i was expecting sombody to be a smartfucker and say 'fungus' or something

naw. It's possible to take a good joke too far.

Actually, I'm probably one of the few people who knows exactly when and where the fungus thing started..

I don't really even care. But I like it.

dear god... i don't think that i want to know....

[This message has been edited by Bar room hero (edited 08-08-2000).]

Go troll through the Politics forum if you really want to know, the whole conversation is in there..

My best fantasy is to get it on with a POLICEWOMEN..... she must be in her regular uniform.... and preferably ON DUTY.
I wouldn't mind if she gave me a ticket for loitering afterwards ! LOL

I would. I'd take her bitch arse to court. Nobody gives me a ticket.