If you were a hermaphrodite could you have sex with your self, if you could would you? and if you did would it be incest?, assuming you did, could you get yourself pregnant, and if you did would the kid look just like you and have both sets of gender organs? or would it be retarded like children that are too inbred, or would that qualify as a clone

Ohhh yeah and wheres the damed destruction manual to this Page these nefangled buttons distract me?

no
yes
how do you think you came about?
look in the mirror
See above
dunno

Dude, here is the oldest answer in the universe. ALL hermaphrodites are sterile. Heres an even more realistic question. If you could reach it, would you suck it?

yes unfortuneatly matius is right. hermaphrodites are sterile....at least one part is anyway, sometimes both.

and if you had the reputation of being flexible enough to suck it...you wouldn't need to.

also the oldest question in the universe is "who would win in a fight: Mr T, a drunken irishmen, or the Pope."

EXACTLY!

i always wanted to be a dog so i could lick my cock

oh wait i already can hahahahaha!

The oldest question in the world is prostitution!


wait, thats not a question!

Heres an old question & answer: Since Chris Farley and Meat Loaf looked similar, whod win in a fight?









Meat would win, Chris is dead.




Not only that, but Meat Loaf kicks ass anyways. LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL ILL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNIN COMES! DOO DEE DOO

Yes
Yes I'd suck it if I could reach it
the rest I don't care

I wouldnt shoot in my mouth though......ewww

I have no idea what the ultimate question is, but according to Douglas Adams (Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy) the answer is FORTY TWO,,,,,,,,And if I could reach mine,,,,,well shit, guess I would need to find it first,,,,,,,,,,

I think every guy ever should be forced to swallow his own sperm, or never have a blow job from a girl again.

Fair is fair..

Who said anything about swallowing,,,,,,spit,,,,,,dodge,,,,,whatever.

Plenty of whores in tawas eh pheonix?

I thought the oldest quistion in the universe was how many times did Britney Spears go in to get breast implants for her chest flatness and be told she must be at least 18?

Or maybe thats just the oldest quistion in the realm of totse??? One wonders how many deep dark secrets are held in the evil underworld known as TOTSE???

Maybe if you could fuck yourself it would be considered rape? just a thought!

my oldest question is my old man shot a million or more of them little fuckers into my mother, what would i be like if a different one had gotten in.

lost, I believe you would most likely turn out the same genetically. Unless some of your spermies mutated on the way in.

no, what you have to relise is that you, like rest of us, was the fastest pperm, if another got on, you wouldn't be you.

Who hasn't tasted their own sperm?

Several people if you believe them. But, I really don't know why some women don't like it. Anyway, it's like medicine - if you swallow, the taste stays in your mouth for less time than if you spit, and the best thing to take the taste away (I'm told) is 'Lucozade' (if you girls can get that wherever you are)

Thats where I draw the line, I will never willingly eat that shit, there'd be a million other Matius's swimming around in my mouth, and then I'd have to hear em scream when they died.....sob....sniff sniff...waaaaaah