Recently I was having sex with this girl I've know for about a month and have fucked 4 or 5 times. Anyway she was on top real going at it when she suddenly slides up planting her crotch on my face. Naturally I start licking her and she's grinding and moaning. Then she grabs two handfulls of hair and lifts herself up slightly and pisses on my face. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do. Then she got up and left. I'm undecided as to if I should call her back or not.

Dude does this really require an answer?

WTF
She pissed on your face for crying out loud!
Of course if you enjoyed it thats your business. But i have a hard time beleiving that, if some chick pissed on my face she'd be drinking my toilet water when i got through with her.

I once knew a hooker, that for the right amount of money would sit on your face and piss in your mouth. But, she would never shit on your chest no matter how much money you offered. Boy was i disappointed. If you liked it call her dipshit, girls that freakie are few and far between, you have to go while the goin's good.

could be she's one of the few women who have projectile orgasms.. don't know if it really happens, but supposedly some women ejaculate when they come. Was it actually piss?

You should do it again and tape it. Then sell it on the internet. People will pay big money for sick shit.

Oh man, you should at least get one hell of a blowjob for that number, then don't call her.

It could be a projectile orgasm my last girlfriend came in spurts, but not like she was pissing.

HEY - i was lucky enough to meet a girl like here.
I met her on night out and when we got in bed to 'pee'd on my while having sex!

As it turned out it did not smell like pee so i let her sit on mu knob and wet away.

i didn't let her do it on my face (she wanted to) because i didn't know her.

Your girl just has very wet orgasms - you lucky sod!

1. Whenever a person pisses on you, you must piss on them.
2. The person who pisses without permission, is a person who wants to get their ass kicked.
3. A person who wants to get their ass kicked, is a person who is really in love with you.
4. After kicking their ass, you must then stick it in their ass, hard.
5. Kiss and make-up stupid !

Women have 2 different types of orgasm - the regular orgasm, and the "gusher". Chances are this is what it is, like Suziegirl said. The "gusher" type is most generally caused by stimulation of the g-spot, but not always. One of my ex's had quite a few of these "gusher" orgasm, and when it happens, man, the shit's got some velocity on it. It's not like it just kinda squirts - it shoots out. I have a funny story that happened to me once relating to the topic...


One time me and my ex were pulling a 69er...I'm busting out the mad tongue skills and she starts to have an orgasm, so, of course, I keep going. Next thing I know the shit comes shooting out and goes straight up my nose. You know when you cannonball into a pool and don't plug your nose, and water gets all up in there and burns...man, let me tell ya...it burned my nose and my throat so bad...I could feel the stuff in my throat and lungs. It was like I was drowning in it. I was all caughing and hacking...it sucked then, but it is really funny now....

Blimey Hells_Wrath - what a story (ouch!)

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO........ ....
I too have "G"spot orgazams my husband loves them....The juices just flow and flow...Mmmmmm, Mmmmmmm good.....He loves the taste of it and so do i.........:p