travisjdedrmyer just returned from his space voyage and has emerged from a terrifying experience involving alien-human transmortification. He has decided that cars are safer than spaceships, so I am now just a driver.

Good for him. Does he mind if we call him Travis?

That's cool, you can call me Travis.
Travis was the smartest guy ever to set foot on totse-I know you will all agree with me on that point.
But he was a little too far out in space then; Gasoline doesn't believe in space travel the way Travis did.
Gasoline just wants to go cruisin' along the ground.