 Rahulio
once upon a time
in a kingdom far far away
a long long LONG time ago
there dwelt a small boy,
named rahulio.
now rahulio to all outward appearances was a perfectly normal
boy, but this was only because every morning before he set off on
his 5 mile trek through the snowy forests to school, he would
carefully disguise his ... deformity
you see, this poor lad had a small problem in that he was a
mite too easily sexually aroused.
now on some days, a glimpse of a young girls ankle sent poor
Rahulio into his own private hell.
but on other days
on other NASTY EVIL DAYS
all it would take would be the wind blowing softly through the
treetops,
or the squish of his foot in a large muddy puddle on the path
it was a sad thing. rahulio was deathly afraid that one day--ONE DAY!--his carefully constructed leashing device would fail
and everyone would KNOW.
because, after all,
rusty barbed wire can only do so much.
And so, on the fateful day that our story zeroes in upon.
Rahulio was trudging through the forest, trying to avoid the
mud, and completely ignoring the trees.
in fact he was so acutely concentrating on not becoming
aroused that he failed to look at the path in front of him
altogether.
suddenly there was a pit in the path that had never been there
before, and Rahulio fell right in.
he lay in the bottom of the pit, wondering if any bones were
broken, and tried not to notice the obvious feminine symbolism
of pit imagery.
As rahulio successfully turned his mind from this veritable
land mine, he felt some strange sensations, and realized that
the earth beneath him was moving in an unsettling fashion.
it was as if thousands of small worms were wriggling beneath
him, squirming to get out.
(naturally, rahulio was quite familiar with similar
sensations)
rahulio shut his eyes and strove with his unfortunate organ
which was STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE ITS CONFINEMENT.
And yet every moment the squirming of the soil beneath him
became more sensuous and the earth actually began to feel
damper and softer as he sank further into the dirt until he was nearly completely buried in the soft, warm mud and his entire body (which hadmysteriously been divested of clothing) was directly in contact with the insidiously squirming creatures.
rahulio was panting and sweating as he desperately tried to control the urges which were surging up within him as never before he realized that the barbed wire he had twisted together himself was not going to do the trick much longer. Rahulio was now almost writhing in his sheer agony.. or was it
ecstasy was difficult to tell.
His mind was swimming
every muscle in his body was tensed to the extreme and rahulio knew he could hold out for only moments longer unfortunately, rahulio didnt know that he had strayed into a pit of nasty carnivorous worms. in the next moment, they surged up through his skin, devouring him to his skeleton, bringing him not the
release he had expected but only agonizing death.
the end.
(i swear i missed my calling in life)
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2003-02-01, 03:53
