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OK funny guy, what's so great about the US, then?

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10. Canada is America's hat.

9. Canada makes decent beer.

8. Canadian accents are hilarous.

7. Canada thinks it's a major world
power, again, hilarous.

6. You can get some amazing pot in Vancouver

5. It's a great combination of eskimos, lumberjacks, and french guys with hats.

4. It's almost on par with Mexico when it comes to cheap pharmeceuticals.

3. I've never had the misfortune to experience it's weather. (I'm in Arizona, thank god. Home of the 80� January.)

2. It's the filming place of Strange Brew.

1. It's America Jr.!

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Originally posted by Concealed Carrier:
My Top Ten List:


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That is oddly similar to Bloodhound Gang's "ten coolest things about New Jersey".

Hahaha.

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees the prez in front of a completed puzzle hooting and hollering.

"Why are you cheering?" asks Dick.

"I finished the puzzle in record time," replies Mr. Bush.

"How long did it take you?" The Vice Presidents asks.

"It says 3 to five years on the box, but I finished it in a month."

Canada's beer is kinda funny (it's GREEN! I mean, GREEN for christ's sake! Sorry, I just kinda think that's a tr1p to see for one whom is so closely tied and familiar to Mr. Bud Weiser.) I agree though, they do got some good herbs there, I used to live right next to the border basically and got a fare share of the Leaf Country's greenery. Shit, with an idiot like Bush waging war maybe I'll end up moving up north sooner than later-

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Originally posted by King_Midas:
OK funny guy, what's so great about the US, then?

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Well, its big and um, *I* live there .

Oh yeah, and bikini season lasts longer in the USA than Canada.

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Back in 1883, my gr8-gr8- grandpappy left his impoverished home country of Ireland to seek a better quality of life for him, his wife, & 4 kids.

They ended up landing at Ellis Island. They now had running water. Food a plenty!! Everyday was almost like an X-Mas feast. They loved America.

ZZZIIIIP!!!!!

120 years later. His gr8-gr8 grandson(me) finds himself in the same position. Lack of jobs(thanks Dubya, ya dick!), rude and psychotic citizenry, crowdedness, and lack of freedoms cause KP to decide to relocate up to the Great White North.

When I think of Canada, I think of what my gr8-gr8 granpappy thought of America 120 yrs ago before it got tainted. A place of opportunity. A new start.

I'd prefer to live in the British Columbia section. Is it easier to cross the Canadian border than it is the Mexican border?
Now I know how a refugee feels

Can someone give me the 1-2-3's of being Canadian?

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Originally posted by Phantom:
You can get some amazing pot in Vancouver

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And everywhere else in Canada for that matter.

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Originally posted by DMDMHydra:
Canada's beer is kinda funny (it's GREEN! I mean, GREEN for christ's sake!

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ummm sorry, no...no it isn't

Banff National park

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Originally posted by hp:
That is oddly similar to Bloodhound Gang's "ten coolest things about New Jersey".

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Damn!

I didn't even know New Jersey was IN Canada.

OK, here's hp's top ten list:

1) New Jersey is part of Canada.

...any more, wise one?

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ok, here goes:

10. if you squint just right, the ancient relief carvings at angkor thom look like people screwing.

9. sure they were colonized by the french, but at least they aren't laosy about it. (get it? laos-y? ha!)

8. you can get some excellent pot in phnom penh.

7. it's a great combination of laosians, khmer rouge geurillas, and french guys with hats.

6. they make decent fermented rice extract

5. their accents are hilarious to thailand

4. they are south vietnam's hat

3. despite centuries of crushing poverty and ravaging strife, they still manage to look on the bright side!

2. two words: fuckey suckey

1. thailand jr!

there you have it, my top 10 fav things about cambodia.

Cambodia? What the fuck

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Originally posted by ComradeAsh:
Cambodia? What the fuck

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Yeah, it was right up there with the Dick Cheney joke. Off the beaten fucking path.

But it(Cambodia, not Cheney) was unique

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Damn!

I didn't even know New Jersey was IN Canada.

OK, here's hp's top ten list:

1) New Jersey is part of Canada.

...any more, wise one?

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Umm... I never said or implied that NJ was part of Canada, probably because it is not part of Canada. I just made reference to an already-existing joke. That's all. 1

oh, it does say canada, doesn't it? huh. how 'bout dat?

canada...cambodia. guess i misread it.

my bad.

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Originally posted by redmanphu:
guess i misread it.

my bad.

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No, not a prob at all.....afterall, you live here in God's country aka metro Atlanta, right?

I finally moved out a bit and live up on Lake Lanier now and the gf's up in CountyClubTown aka Alpharetta.

Life is good and Spring will soon return.

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I've been to pacific breweries where they filmed strange brew. I've never been inside but it reeks like hell from the outside. The only time i've ever heard of green beer was on the simpsons prohibition episode.

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Originally posted by dangerousdude:
Banff National park

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yeah that place counts for all of the top 10 needed. that place completely owns.

ok why dont you guys listen to someone whos accualy from canada and knows what its like,

1. were not in a war because our fuckin president is trying to finish something his father started

2. free medicare

3. no emission testing

4. every sport you can think of can be done over here all year round

5. legalizing pot

6. and yes our beer is good but no its not green

7. we are liked by the rest of the world unlike our american friends

8. U.S.A would never fight us because all of your homes would have no power ( Canada supplies a lot of power to the U.S.A)\\

9. No tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes ad valcanoes

10. Like almost no crime compared to our smaller brothers.

dispelling myths

1. we dont talk with a funny accent

2. were not escimoes

3. we dont wear french hats

4. its not always cold here, you want a cold country go to russia its just as cold where i am as it is in new york

5. Jersey is NOT part of canada\

6. Our beer isnt green i dont know where the fuck u got that

7. we are not poor and so on we afford everything you guys have (by the way americas economy is going down, while ares is rissing)

and thats it and dont diss your canadien brothers the only reason the whole world doesnt hate you is because you have canada and we have the biggest country in the world.

What accent?


Okay, Quebec has an accent.
Green beer is cool.

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Originally posted by KamikazePimp:
Can someone give me the 1-2-3's of being Canadian?

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well here we go

1. you really have to hate americans because they think that they are the best and if anyone questions it they will be shot which will eventually be its demise. they are also very ignorent and brain washed by their government. but you cant tell them and they will never find out due to there ignorence.

2. you dont have to sell your house to get a good doctor

3.... have fun in this great country... without having to wear a kevlar vest while walking to the supermarket.

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Originally posted by TheSell0ut:
What accent?


Okay, Quebec has an accent.
Green beer is cool.

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another ignorent

1. THERES NO GREEN BEER!!!!!!!!!
2. IM FROM QUEBEC AND I TALK JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU FUCKS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god...

im from quebec too and i dont have an accent.

Geez, testy.
I realize many Canadians don't have the stereotypical Canadian accent, but trust me, you do have an accent. There's nobody in my opinion who doesn't, unless you pick one dialect of English and call that the basis.
Deal with the stereotypes with good humor. I'm from Utah, so I have to deal with location stereotyping a lot too.
'Are you Mormon?'
'Don't you have polygamy up there?'
'You can't even get liquor in Utah, can you?'
*sigh*