Is it true that americans all stop what there doing at 11 o'clock to eat a bar of lard?

NO! It's all based off the Eastern Time zone. Those in other time zones have to eat it at earlier times in the night.

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Originally posted by frontalobe:
Is it true that americans all stop what there doing at 11 o'clock to eat a bar of lard?

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Its true, take 0's word for it.

:P

I perfer to take my lard in ball form, so technically no its not true. A bar what are you a sicko....... mmmmm lard!

What spawned this thread?

i flatten out my lard and cut it into shapes with cookie cutters

I liquidate my lard, and throw some ice/slush in. Makes a great milkshake!

I mould my lard around a live rat, stick a medium size twig in, let it set, then eat it toffee apple style!


-s_t

And i'm not even American!


-s_t

[This message has been edited by SwampThing (edited 12-20-2002).]

Straight out of the can is the only way to go....

Hey, wait a second. Isn't it you damn europeans who have that stick covered in lard dipped in milk chocolate? Lucky bastards. Your scientists have joined the two best substances into 1 super snack.
Assholes.

it contains all the major food groups.
chocolate
lard
wood

Thanks for the laugh everyone.

Yours Sincerely,


Frontalobe.(AKA-Mr.FuckedUp)

Lard? Ew. Seriously, no. I don't eat pork products. Or any form of pure fat. Then again, I'm not the "Typical" American.

(He's a red.)

So I'm not a "normal" American if I don't meet that daily lard intake?!? Maybe I should start now then...

I like my lard deep fried.

Im Vegetarian, well, dont eat Red-Meat.
What actually is lard? Is it just pure fat, or what?

LOL (no, really. I'm actually laughing out loud)

Lard is an ideal hamburger topping.