I didn't post this in Sex and Affection because it has nothing to do with sex and I get little affection.

Anyway, my bitch Sabey is a chick magnet. Whenever I walk her, babes come up to me and start asking stuff like "What's his name?" and "How old is he?" (I don't know why people think Sabey is a dog). They get all exited and start patting her. Soon after, the "Awww..." noises and baby talk begins and when I say I have to go, many giggles and slightly flirty jokes/looks.

I love it. Getting swarmed by babes you don't know makes you feel really good, not to mention the jealous looks I get from every male on the street. Another good thing happens when I'm hanging with friends. The babes who met Sabey always say hi. My friends freak. They wonder how I meet so many girls but they don't know the babes don't like me, they like my bitch, Hehehe.

I didn't just post this to brag about my Alaskan Malamute, I posted because I want to now why good looking girls are the only ones who approach me. I'm not complaining, just wondering. I have a few ideas, maybe girls with less charisma don't have the confidence? Or maybe its only girly girls who get so exited by pets? What do you people think?

your an idiot

im pretty girls just talk to guys with dogs, cuz they see us as caring and shit like that. plz my old friend which was a loser (and still is)... has a dog, and thats how he met just about every girl he knows. so u might as well try to pick them up. there is no other reason y girls talk to him.

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Originally posted by Dougy:
your an idiot

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you're*

yea, i hate it when people mess up the homonyms of your

dog dick probably bigger than urs

Hey, forget the your/you're thing, the there/they're/their thing pushes me to the brink of homicide. But yes, it tends to be pretty chicks who like dogs because all their lives they've been expected to act a certain way because of their looks, and part of this is getting all coochie-coochie round cute animals (And Malamutes are damn good looking dogs.) Actually I think it's the fluffyness, I've got a newfie (Newfoundland dog) so I should know. And rotten, please take your small-dick issues elsewhere, and get yourself a dog, you sound like you need to get laid big time.

Hmmm thats odd. Usually bitches have two legs...

I've never been good at spelling, trying to remember all these words and how they fit together is damn annoying. I blame English, it has no valid rules. Every rule has exceptions and that drives me insane.

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dog dick probably bigger than urs

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I don't have a dog, I have a bitch, and bitches don't have dicks. Don't just read my post, understand it. That should stop you making nonsensical comments.

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Originally posted by Certijal:
I don't have a dog, I have a bitch, and bitches don't have dicks.[/B]

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Odd, I was under the impression that "dog" was a general term for any canine, regardless of gender. I know that bitch is a female canine. Does anyone know what a male canine is called? And don't say "dog".

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Originally posted by Prometheus:
Odd, I was under the impression that "dog" was a general term for any canine, regardless of gender. I know that bitch is a female canine. Does anyone know what a male canine is called? And don't say "dog".

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A male dog really is called "dog." Or, maybe asshole...

my german shepard can eat your dog, then ill get the chicks.

A male dog is a dog.

And the girls love the dog because there all humdingers trying to get you to let your dog fuck em.

Peace Renegade,

Wow.

Kinky.

What did I just say?

your a dumbfuck.

my dog is really weird looking. hes a bloody siberian husky crossed with a yellow lab. hes not yellow at all, hes a husky with long floppy ears and a wide muzzle.

I'm going to refrain from making any jokes about why the girls like the dog but not you, but it's very difficult for me to do so.

I think a male dog is called a Mongrel...

People make dogs sound like such assholes...

A mongrel is a mixed dog, a female dog is a bitch and a male is a butch. i could be wrong tho

I'm pretty sure that a mongrel is just a dog that's of any unknown combination of breeds.

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Odd, I was under the impression that "dog" was a general term for any canine, regardless of gender. I know that bitch is a female canine. Does anyone know what a male canine is called? And don't say "dog".

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Dog is the general term, I said "I don't have a dog, I have a bitch" because rotten_logs said "dog dick probably bigger than urs". I was making it clear that my dog was female, not male.

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my german shepard can eat your dog, then ill get the chicks.

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My bitch is one insane fighter, it'll be a match to remember...

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And the girls love the dog because there all humdingers trying to get you to let your dog fuck em.

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Again, my dog is dickless. Maybe the babes what some inter-specie lezbian action.

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I'm going to refrain from making any jokes about why the girls like the dog but not you, but it's very difficult for me to do so.

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Bring it on, I love good jokes.

To all the others who said stuff: I'm to lazy to make this reply any longer so pretend I said something.

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Originally posted by Certijal:
I didn't post this in Sex and Affection because it has nothing to do with sex and I get little affection.

Anyway, my bitch Sabey is a chick magnet. Whenever I walk her, babes come up to me and start asking stuff like "What's his name?" and "How old is he?" (I don't know why people think Sabey is a dog). They get all exited and start patting her. Soon after, the "Awww..." noises and baby talk begins and when I say I have to go, many giggles and slightly flirty jokes/looks.

I love it. Getting swarmed by babes you don't know makes you feel really good, not to mention the jealous looks I get from every male on the street. Another good thing happens when I'm hanging with friends. The babes who met Sabey always say hi. My friends freak. They wonder how I meet so many girls but they don't know the babes don't like me, they like my bitch, Hehehe.

I didn't just post this to brag about my Alaskan Malamute, I posted because I want to now why good looking girls are the only ones who approach me. I'm not complaining, just wondering. I have a few ideas, maybe girls with less charisma don't have the confidence? Or maybe its only girly girls who get so exited by pets? What do you people think?

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You should have posted this in DIY under the title "How to attract chicks" Then we could have gotten into conversations about pheremones, babies, invisible dogs with leases, and dreadlocks. Spurious Generalities is not the "It Girl" &totse, you know...

round my way deros carry little puppys with them to attract chicks.....

its just wrong!

This is for the chicks out there:
Along the same lines of getting attention, if you want to get guys attention get a doberman. I have two dobermans and when I take them out I always get guys phone numbers. I really think guys have a thing for chicks with large dogs.
Course most guys hate little dogs.