Ugh! My boyfriend was being an ass. So i got pissed(naturally). He said i think ur just fakin. I was like fakin what? Besides orgasms? OMG he got beyond pissed off. I do not know what to do cause I was so just kidding. Now he wont even talk to me. What in the hell do i do???

never forget that as a female, you have, conveniently attached to your body, the world's most powerful mind control devices. all relationship problems can be solved by an "i'm sorry" and a blow job.

this is just assuming that your man thinks like the rest of us.

make it up to him, it's all that a girl shold do, make it up to him anyway he waants you to.

Except then you are obligated to makeup sex, and if he is still mad about it (in the least bit) he will probably say "oh, or were you just faking it?" And then things start to go downhill...

He is just being ignorant and can't take a joke.

thank u spyder.

Move own to bigger and better things. Literally.

--Malignant

Who would fake an orgasm? I mean, why would most guys care anyway?

Most guys consider it to be demeaning. They feel that their girlfriend was lying to them to make him feel as if he was giving her actual pleasure. When he realizes that it was all just a big act he feels as if he is not good at what he does (in bed) and is then bitter.

It would compare to the guy taping a page from a porno onto the headboard, same level of whining and bitching.

If I'm understanding TheSellOut's message correctly, I fully agree with him. The majority of males really don't give a fuck if you're faking anything. They're getting what they wanted in the first place so what's to bitch about???

u ruined his ego and now he thinks he sux in bed, but yea like dopeman said a sorry and a blow job and fix anything

Your BF is overreacting, what a fool. Anyway, if you want to get him back, a simple "I'm sorry" is the way to go. Don't take him back until he accepts it was also his fault. He needs to understand it was just a joke and not take everything so seriously.

Good luck.

if he is like me and i am an asshole in some relationships, you are such a good gf that he cant find anything to get mad about cus he is mad at himself so you say something jokingly and he overreacts about it because it is something else to get mad about, thats how i have been before, i know i am like that but i try not to

As for him being mad, he has every reason to be. Just not THAT mad. To cure his mute condition, get angry back. First though, tell him calmly that you were completely wrong for saying that. Then as you start raising your voice tell him that you've told him before and you're telling him again that you were just angry. Get meaner sounding at this point. It�s essential. Ask him "Don't you think I enjoy getting off as much as you do?!". Pause. (No matter what he says to change the course of what you're getting at, pull him back.) Then angrily tell him "Think about it, if I faked it I'd NEVER get off! If you were shitty in bed I would tell you to change so I could get off.. it wouldn't make ANY sense to fake it!" Now you have to be really angry sounding and mean looking when you tell him that.. "You giving me an orgasm is the best feeling in the world! Why the fuck would I fake it!?" Because you've been angry with him all this time he'll probably trying to think of angry things to say back the whole time. That's why at the end, you surprise him with that and he should get the point. It lets him know that you love it when he gives you an orgasm while slipping in the fact that you wouldn't fake it again since it he'd finish up and you wouldn't get yours. If he says something like "Well I'm sure you've faked sometimes because you weren't in the mood!" or anything like that, just deny it. Tell him again that if you weren't going to be able to get there you wouldn't fake it. Tell him again you think of faking as an insult and you wouldn't do that to him. Keep using this logic: if you fake it, he finishes sooner and in turn you don't get off. It sounds selfish but that doesn't matter since if he can get it up, he's basically guaranteed to get off and he knows it. If he doesn't, let him know. If he keeps his bitching up get angry again and tell him you've said everything that needs to be said and if he still doesn't believe you then that's his own damn problem. Question him about him refusing to bring trust into the relationship. The tactic behind getting angry back at him is to surprise him. When you do that, everything you say will set in more solidly because his mind will open. The funny thing about this way of influencing his thoughts is that it was your anger that brought you to tell him that in the first place. (Which is why he's so bothered by it) Oh btw, this all only applies if he's still bothered because he thinks you were serious. If he's acting that way just BECAUSE you said it, then here's what you do - Give him a tissue and tell him that after he's done wiping his tears away, he needs to use it to clean the sand out of his pussy and settle down.

Oh yeah after all is settled the most important part.. Makup Sex! Afterwards grope all over him and in a sexy enthusiastic voice say "My GOD.. there was NOTHING fake about THAT!"

Edit: Soem typos.

[This message has been edited by iSeeYou! (edited 12-15-2002).]

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Originally posted by pink spid3r:
He is just being ignorant and can't take a joke.

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Maybe you'll understand when you get to that age spider....

cant take a joke??? dude, being told that her orgasms were fake is one of the worst things that can happen to you, it takes literally all the ego you have left and it takes half the mans reason to live.

Why keep dating an ass? the smell? Get rid of him.

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Originally posted by dopeman420:
never forget that as a female, you have, conveniently attached to your body, the world's most powerful mind control devices. all relationship problems can be solved by an "i'm sorry" and a blow job.

this is just assuming that your man thinks like the rest of us.

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I 100% agree With dopeMan420
Go For It Lilo It Will Work!

you were a bitch to him. if you have any hope with him then you better put out at his every whim and enjoy it.

Most women don't even deserve orgasms!

But I don't see why this is such a big deal or why you people are suggesting all these extreme measures. I don't pretend to know a solution though.

My reply will be more biased then the rest, simply because i know both of you. Personally, I think that you and Codename Lawn, (inside joke), are great togethr. 2 intelligent, anarchaic ppl. Furthermore, you can find out alot about him from this. A.) if he get's pissed, which he did, then you know the relationship's not all about sex. However, if he doesn't care then yopu know he's just a horndog who's in it to get some.

NEway, at least both his heads r in the relationship!

t2yl,
Freshmen Male
(trash boy)

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Originally posted by 6C:
Maybe you'll understand when you get to that age spider....

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lol

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"You giving me an orgasm is the best feeling in the world! Why the fuck would I fake it!?"

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this should be said very loudly [as iseeyou said] and in public.

either apologise and see if he isn't being a pissy-bitch.

or don't, and leave it at that.

The Amish are now slightly cooler because of that comment