Could God roll a blunt so fat, that even He himself couldn't hit it?

god is dead and no one cares....

yeah, god is dead.

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MeoW?

quoting nin. its like middle-school all over again.

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Originally posted by Sivvy:
quoting nin. its like middle-school all over again.

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fuck you.....i happen to like nin....and fuck middle school!

I like Nine Inch Nails aswell, but I am not going to be narrow minded and let someone elses opinion anger me.

whos angry?

There is no blunt.

Exactly.

Uh, God never died die he/she? Or did he/she? Well, if God is Jesus, then God died, if there was a Jesus. Sigh. Who gives a fuck anyway?

That why god is dead. People cease to care.

I shot the dove with a .12 gauge and cooked it on my gas powered bbq.

Don't try to change the subject.

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Originally posted by gombowlzombie:
That why god is dead. People cease to care.

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Tell that to the million's who worship him.

And why would he roll a joint when he could get someone else to do it for him....

PS....Bong's are better ...

Feel the God haters!

Poor guys!

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Originally posted by -_-OsiriS-_-:
MeoW?

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yes, I can.

MouarH

I do not care if anyone gets offended by this, but my whole outlook on religion and the whole "God Theory" is that, it is to make people feel better about dying. So they won't be so scared of the unknown. And christians call us Atheists crazy. They are the ones who believe their is an inivisble man up in the sky who sends you to "Hell", but still loves you.

A lot of bible thumpers seem to have been flocking to totse. They tend to like going to My God..., making one post, and never looking back. It's kindof childish.

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Originally posted by runaway:
Could God roll a blunt so fat, that even He himself couldn't hit it?

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Could God make a ditch so large that he couldn't jump it? Microwave a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it?

I've heard all of these versions. It was hardly original in the nin song.

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Originally posted by pink spid3r:
I do not care if anyone gets offended by this, but my whole outlook on religion and the whole "God Theory" is that, it is to make people feel better about dying. So they won't be so scared of the unknown. And christians call us Atheists crazy. They are the ones who believe their is an inivisble man up in the sky who sends you to "Hell", but still loves you.

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read my topic in "MY GOD CAN BEAT THE SHIT..." it's called "oldest atheist argument" my opinion is suprisingly similar to yours.

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Originally posted by stgeorge6602:
And why would he roll a joint when he could get someone else to do it for him....

PS....Bong's are better ...

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you obviously havent smoked a well rolled joint... bongs are nice though.

you guys can like nin, i dont give a fuck, i used to like em, they're just old as fucking dirt, we're living in a different time is all im saying.

Would His hits be even too great for the lungs of Him?

Would His followers partake in the hitting of the Almighty Blunt or merely feast upon a representation of the Almighty Blunt?

Would they not call this representation a Spliff and say unto themselves "This is the spliff He hast given unto you"?

Would He not be Everlastingly High and Almightily Stoned after He partook of the Almighty Blunt?

Would the Spirit and the Son also be Almightily Stoned?

So, my children, When packing a bowl you should remember,
"This is the green of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, AMEN!"

wow thats some deep shit man.

You wana see a God Then I would like to introduce to you Anthrit The almighty, the God over himself. I am Anthrit And I FLY INTO THE LIGHT!!
Check this shit out: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/006272.html

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Originally posted by Z3m:
There is no blunt.

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Only Zool.

Can god make a rock so big he can't move?

--Malignant