yea people, i want to break my own nose, not for fun, but for the better, it sticks out a bit and i aint payin thousands for a nose job. it is shaped like a parrots beak, all i gotta do is break off the ridge so my nose is streight.

any advice befour i do this?

Don't be a dumbass.

2 things in your post point out that you're a dumbass.

1) You want to break your own nose.
2) You don't know how to break a nose.

Just be happy with what you have. Breaking your own nose is very risky. Particles of Cartilage could get lodged up into the area that your brain is in, and that is extremely dangerous. Just forget about and prove yourself with some sort of sense.

"2) You don't know how to break a nose." - XeNoBiTe.

tell me how then!

a broken nose looks alot more fucked up than a nose that 'sticks out a bit'. if it heals odd, then youve got problems. would you rather a large nose, or a bruised wonky bumpy unidentifiable peice of flesh in the middle of your face?

The second.

ok this what you do get about 2 foot from a wall lean back as far as you can and then throw your head forward as hard as you can make sure your nose hits first and not your forehead

I'm pretty sure that a doctor can do that for you. And it would be safer. And you might get painkillers 8-).

rofl

Just get into a fight with someone then you'll have the adrenalin so it wont hurt as much

Pour gas on wall and stay about 15 feet away. Lit a lighter and run straight at the wall with the lighter right in front of your nose.

Results are guarnteed ....

It is still not safe at all. I would not risk getting little pieces of cartilage u into my brain and having permanent brain damage. Just be happy with what you have you ungrateful bastard.

Breaking large nose won't make it any smaller.

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Originally posted by 0:
Pour gas on wall and stay about 15 feet away. Lit a lighter and run straight at the wall with the lighter right in front of your nose.

Results are guarnteed ....

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That was actually funny. Not "lol" or "HAHA" funny, but it did make me smile.

Poor Digital R's results... http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1650000/images/_1651555_bowyer_pa_150.jpg

Dude if I knew were you lived Id break you nose I you want me to, but I dont live near you.

If you want to brake your nose, go downton after 10 or 12PM and ask someone to punch you in the nose for 25cents.

are you for real???!!!
unless you are a complete psycho there is no way you are going to be able to hit yourself hard enough to break your own nose. give a friend some money to do it, although you do realise that it wont go away, you'll just end up with a pancake nose and looking worse than you already do

English people ARE supposed to have big noses! Its the phenotype of your genotype, don't be down on it.
I've broken my own nose accidentally and its a bitch. I have problems with breathing with one nostril almost completely closed off and my sinuses get all backed up, its a nightmare. And it doesnt look great at all, in fact I think after it healed it ended up LOOKING BEAKISH! I think what will happen is that your nose will look split down the middle, it will look like two nose bones are sharing the same nose. Sound like a great idea still?

Just give one of these people a chance to break your nose for you! Im sure there are plenty willing!

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Originally posted by SATURNROCKETX:
English people ARE supposed to have big noses! Its the phenotype of your genotype, don't be down on it.
I've broken my own nose accidentally and its a bitch. I have problems with breathing with one nostril almost completely closed off and my sinuses get all backed up, its a nightmare. And it doesnt look great at all, in fact I think after it healed it ended up LOOKING BEAKISH! I think what will happen is that your nose will look split down the middle, it will look like two nose bones are sharing the same nose. Sound like a great idea still?

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Ha ha ha!
I'm English, I don't have a big nose and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!
Heh, anyways my nose looks like somebody already has broken it.
Also Digital Reality, I suggest to you that you lodge a knife up your nose; as far as it will go....really give it a push and maybe it'll hit your brain.

doubtful

Ive never met that many english people with big noses. I never knew we were known for it... I though that was the jewish.
I broke my nose(not on purpose)... its slightly bent. But sometimes, when my necks at an angle, my nose looks straight and my eyes look wonky.

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Originally posted by SATURNROCKETX:
English people ARE supposed to have big noses! Its the phenotype of your genotype, don't be down on it.
I've broken my own nose accidentally and its a bitch. I have problems with breathing with one nostril almost completely closed off and my sinuses get all backed up, its a nightmare. And it doesnt look great at all, in fact I think after it healed it ended up LOOKING BEAKISH! I think what will happen is that your nose will look split down the middle, it will look like two nose bones are sharing the same nose. Sound like a great idea still?

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The English stole from the Jews and the blacks.

we stole from everyone. it was called the empire

No need to argue the jews have the biggest nose and black people have the widest. I bet you black people can vaccuum clean with that nose ....

Ive had my nose broken 12 times and operated on 4. Id suggest going for the op cos the anesthetic is fucking A1A. Each time Itried to count further back from 100 until the last time I got to 31.(By this point Id used so much drgs and gotten so used to hospital drugs it was quite easy and the only thing that stopped me was a horrible burning in my throat and neck.
Seriously dont try and break your own nose It doesnt huet much unless fighting (Only twice did I have mine broken fighting) But It is a real pain afterwards. I cant breathe through my left nostril and my nose is still a bit fucked compared to the thing of perfect beauty it used to be.
If you still want to do it though Id help and as I live in Ireland it will still be cheaper for you in the long run and I get to refine my nose breaking skills on someone else.

If you decide to break your nose after what AKO just posted then you would have to have rice for brains.

The British Empire gave a HELL of a lot more than it ever took! Thats just a fact, the English did far more for the world than the world has done for it.
Still, the true evil done in the NAME of the British Empire always has anglo/jewish origination. For example- when the British Army was ordered to take food from Ireland, leading to the Irish Holocaust of which many millions of Irish perished. But its not the British People, its the INTERESTS they end up serving without their realizing it. Like being tricked into two World Wars that destroyed their colonies. Their colonies were a blessing to the savage nincompoops who were around the colonies. Medicine, education, goods and services much of which was free. The British should have just wiped out the savages in Africa and India though. One British general suggested right after WW2 when they got Africa that the British should wipe out the African Blacks, after he witnessed how foul and ungodly they were.

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Originally posted by pink spid3r:
If you decide to break your nose after what AKO just posted then you would have to have rice for brains.

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haha. My nose dosnt make me look like some mutated, mangled freak. The rest of my face does that perfectly.