What would your Obituary say if you could write it (which is, of course impossible).
If you don't know what it means, look it up. Thats what dictionaries are for.

Killed In Action

The grave cant hold me

Died laughing at your face.

hhmmmm...I defy your illogical logic...

You can write your own obituary, you simply write it before you die...

Geez, that wasn't all that hard now was it!!!

mine would say "A very, very bad boy!!!!"

But we all know that isn't true right children?

i died the way i lived, up in smoke.

Seeyah Real Soon!

When I come back on the Second Coming, say Hi for once!

death is only the beginning

Here lies THE man.
He never cheated anyone for money.
He played the cards he was dealt.
He did anything for a friend.
He did everything to his enemies.
He tried to be a good person.
He was generous to a fault.
He is standing behind you with an ax.

Killed in a bizzare masturbation accident

-ShadowFist

On to bigger and better things, seeya!

"being happy is not what i would have wanted, i would rather you cry and avenge my death in some way"

and dying how i did was not "the way i would have wanted it"

if you are reading this then it meant that you cheated me out of my life and i hope that you cry every day you fucking bastard

"See, I told you that was going to hurt."

a lot of you are thinking of epitaphs, not obituaries.

no, thats not what mine would say.

unless...

On April 15th, 1993, TheSellOut died of a self-inflicted single shot to the forehead, delivered by a Winchester M 12 Heavy Duck 20 gauge shot-gun. He leaves behind three children, Thomas, Andrew and Cassandra, and his wife of fifteen years, Anita.
His skin was aqua seafoam green and he was found with a tourniquet around his arm.
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As for a epitaph(or whatever):

'let himself die just so he could live'

Sorry, did I get some on you?

Oh it'll... wipe right up.

See, I told you I was sick.
-Spike Milligan

Somebody's done well here... http://www.snopes.com/photos/grave.htm

A friend found beatmeofficer dead on Wednesday morning in his Tel Aviv home. beatmeofficer sustained a single gunshot to the chest in an apparent suicide. The former dictator of Sierra Leone was awaiting extradition to The Hague for alleged human rights violations during his ten year rule. The 47 year old former dictator spent the final years of his life battling lung cancer and cirrhosis. beatmeofficer is survived only by Pepe, the 8 year old son of beatmeofficer and a Gautemalan prostitute.

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Originally posted by crazy mofo 666:
death is only the beginning

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Imotep the mummy.

Heres someone I found rather interesting with a cool death quote to boot:

Vigo Homburg
1505 - 1610

- His last words, before he died, were "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."

- Also known as Vigo The Carpathian, Vigo The Cruel, Vigo The Torturer, Vigo The Despised, Vigo The Unholy, the Scourge of Carpathia, and the Sorrow of Moldavia.

- Was a tyrant, sorcerer, psychotic autocrat, lunatic and a genocidal madman.

- Wanted to possess a baby, so he can live again and take over the world.

- Referenced in the Occult Reference Net, and the book "Magicians, Martyrs And Madmen" by Leon Zundinger.

- Born in 1505, died in 1610.

- Full name is Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf.

- Ruled 16th Century Carpathia.

- Was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, and drawn & quartered.

- Was a skilled painter. The "posessed" painting of him in the Manhattan Museum of Art was painted by him (you may remember it from Ghostbusters 2).

Am I the only one who finds this guy interesting? Just look how he died. Now that's what I call one hated man!