I'm trying to start the best collection of quotes ever and I'd like you all to send in your best quotes from anywhere on how to live life.

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FIND THE CLITORIS

--Camel

Cocaine is gods way of saying your rich.

Robin Williams,1959

"despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage, someone will say, what is lost can never be saved" - SP

"all you know about me is what I've told you dumbfuck" - alteration of 'all you know about me is what I've sold you dumbfuck' from Tool "Hooker With A Penis"

"and all through the heavens, angels rusted like nails..." - self quote

"Do we belive our lives to be true because they are true or because we are taught to belive it so?
How far do we push forward until we start going backwards?" - self quote


"Dial On
Tune In
Hang Out
Link Up
Escape-Delete." - Timothy Leary's Motto.

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I could post a million and 1 quotes which i havent said already, but theres too many quote posts. Its an unoriginal post, Why? since i have been here i can recollect at least 20 quote threads. At elast continue previous threads if you feel the need to continue this topic.

"ideals are a luxury of the fortunate"
-me

"people that use drugs to escape their problems or to look cool can fellate me, but those who judge me just because i use can fellate me as well"
-me

"Ah, beer... the cause and cure to all of life's problems"
-homer simpson

"fuck off"
-me

ok these all suck some are my friends..they suck just as much

#remember, weed is an after school activity. alcohol is what we use in school..so we dont get expelled~c�ry

#$hit iwish i was part of the scooby doo and you mystery club, fuxing sign me up bitch!~harley

#that truly is ghetto fabulous~lord j

#BURN REEFER BURN!!//look thers a lil rabbit in the tree..omg whered it go??// i really wanna, smoke that marjuana~beaner

#bluntslide for me, spanky!!Bluntslide for me like my wife used to back when we were young and nothing meant the whole world to us~brian

#hells alot closer than heaven

#idle hands are the playground of the devil

#mall cops were put on this urth 4 evry1s amusement

#no it was like that when i got here...seriously

#ATF/alcohol,tobacco,firearms....who the hells bringing the chips??!?!?

Either get busy living or else get busy dying

"I don't know what world war 3 will be fought with, but I do know that world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones"~Albert Einstein

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"

"Confusious once said:"When man is angry, walk a mile in his shoes" that way you will be a mile away and have his shoes"

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Originally posted by Tanna:
I could post a million and 1 quotes which i havent said already, but theres too many quote posts. Its an unoriginal post, Why? since i have been here i can recollect at least 20 quote threads. At elast continue previous threads if you feel the need to continue this topic.

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You actually gave up your time to tell me I was wasting people's time.
Get a life!
Was it really neccisary for you to post this.

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Originally posted by Whalesanddolphins:
You actually gave up your time to tell me I was wasting people's time.
Get a life!
Was it really neccisary for you to post this.

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It kind of was necessary for him to post that- you should have brought back a thread from a while ago.

Actually, i wasnt saying your wasting time just that you need to realise its missplaced, it has been discussed many times and to make this post of any value you should add it to those which already exist, instead of repeating those which already exist. Would you like it if i asked your favourite film 20 times? Would you answer everytime? Im not trying to insult you, just inform you, but by the way i have a life and Yes it was neccesary to inform
you. Or should i join in? should i post it again? and again and again? and again and again? and again and again? Its not that i think its a bad topic, just that you shouldnt start a new thread for something recently discussed, and discussed so many times. Anyway welcome to Totse.

Thankyou sellout.

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This is your life, and it's ending one moment at a time.-Tyler Durdan(Fight club)

Its not illegal untill you get caught.-me

Paranoia is simply a state of hightened awarenss.-me

-ShadowFist
p.s.I have others, but id hate 4 all u to claim them as yours, nothing personal

When you look up into the sky at night, do you wonder if there is intelligent life out the, or are they just like us?
- Anonymous

Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle

There is no place like home, once all the other places close.
- Anonymous

1. 'DUH!'
2. 'If freedom is outlawed then only outlaws are free...'
3. 'WTF do u want now?'
4. 'Stop touching me god damnit!'

�KILL THE BEST GENTILES!�

(THE TALMUD: Sanhedrin 59)

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Originally posted by SATURNROCKETX:
�KILL THE BEST GENTILES!�

(THE TALMUD: Sanhedrin 59)

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So now you're jewish.

No but whatever a jew says must be the god's honest truth, as they never say a wrong or evil thing.

life is a crule joke played on those of us who arn't dead yet.

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Originally posted by SATURNROCKETX:
No but whatever a jew says must be the god's honest truth, as they never say a wrong or evil thing.

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I like money too

'See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have a penny' - My late grandfather.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/005035.html

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430)

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
- unknown

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."
- Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-Rita Mae Brown

"Teletubbies is the opiate of the people."
-John Reiter

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-Jack Nicholson

And the ultimate quote:

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -Voltaire

To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, "Our country, right or wrong," and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that the phrase is an insult to the nation? -Mark Twain

if u can't do it, cheat -me
get fucked -me
They r my quotes

Would you be able to tell me anymore about Voltaire or anywhere where I could find out about him.

Crazy equals Creativity and Common is Cliche
-Stormybaka-

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Originally posted by Whalesanddolphins:
Would you be able to tell me anymore about Voltaire or anywhere where I could find out about him.

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You might try:
http://www.lucidcafe.com/library/95nov/voltaire.html

Get fucked up!!! Get fucked up!!! -Taka

Ambition is an excuse for those too dumb to be lazy -I forgot

Hard work may pay off in the end, but laziness will pay off now -I forgot

The masses have their heads up their asses -my history teacher

Where's my fucking money!!! -me

Society abuses us.....society will pay - graffiti.

Smile things will get worse slowly - graffiti.

Peace Renegade,

STUPID/FUNNY QUOTES

ONE WHO STANDS ON TOILET SEAT IS HIGH IN POT.
~MATT~

ONE WHO SITS ON JUDGES LAP GET HONORABLE DISCHARGE. ~MATT~

UP YOUR ZIGGY WITH A WAH WAH BRUSH.
~NATE~

SEX IS THE BEST THING YOU CAN BUY WITH MONEY.
STEVE MARTIN

"Why post once, when four will do?"

Or maybe,
"Reply to every posting, to sound pseudo-smart, you wanna be a mod-er-ator, but you're simply not that sharp."
(In honor of my esteemed, heh, friend)

I agree with any and all who have said that this is an old and tired topic.

If you want quotes, I'll give you quotes. Go to All the F**king Quotes you could ever want. Now let this topic die for god's sake

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noting is impossible except the act of something being impossible.

Sarcasm, another service provided with a smile.

We strive for customer satisfaction, but our own will do just nicely.

Freedom is the sacrifice of ignorance.

Inexperence is no excuse for ignorance.

the compulsive lia in me says nothing will happen soon becasue it must.

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Originally posted by Metaphysicist:
I agree with any and all who have said that this is an old and tired topic.

If you want quotes, I'll give you quotes. Go to All the F**king Quotes you could ever want. Now let this topic die for god's sake

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I wish you were a mod .

Thanx

?Whatever you do, make sure you go right to the top, because you sure as hell can?t piss upwards on people.?
Grant Morrison

Where there is doubt, there is freedom
-Latan proverb

"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

"Doubt everything. Find your own light."
-Last words of Gotama Buddha

God either wants to eliminate bad things and cannot, or can but does not want to, or neither wishes to nor can, or both wants to and can. If he wants to and cannot, he is weak -- and this does not apply to god. If he can but does not want to, then he is spiteful -- which is equally foreign to god's nature. If he neither wants to nor can, he is both weak andspiteful and so not a god. If he wants to and can, which is the only thing fitting for a god, where then do bad things come from? Or why does he not eliminate them?"
-Epicurus

Where knowledge ends, religion begins.
-Benjamin Disraeli

There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as The Dark Ages.
-Ruth Hurmence Green
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Man, some people sure are suck-ups.
Sad really, especially when his post was referring to your type...

hondas are like tampons, every pussy gets one