...your anus was able to talk. What would it say?

oh shit

Bill Burroughs writes about the guy with a talking ass in Naked Lunch. After the ass starts talking, it learns to eat. Then it argues that it is superior to the head because it's one hole that eats and shits and talks. It makes the guys mouth skin over so he can't talk eventually. Then after a while his eyes "go out."

It would say,
"Are you gonna pass that doobie or what."

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DONT DROP THE SOAP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONT DROP THE SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!

-ShadowFist

Anyone ever masturbate to the morning news?

It would probably say, "spread dem cheeks, boy, yer suffocatin' me" in a deep southern accent.

It would say "Why havent you figured out that if you shove food up me then the fucking mouth will shit and i wont have to puke every god damn day."

Or to the gay mens ass... "Stick that thing in me one more time...."

1. 'I didn't eat corn.....'
2. 'Damnit i told u not to eat those mushrooms.....'
3. 'damnit my mouth stinks....i need a breathmint....'

"ok......

lat's clear some things:

First, I'm an Israeli - I'm sure you know from where I'm......what's ther big deal?!

Second, when i said: "If you guys are reading this, you all are radical dangerous people", I didn't mean people who post here, but the people behind this web-site - people like you mr. Stanton. I didn't mean to hurt/insult people at this board and for that I'm sorry. I guess I should have write it more clear.

Third, indeed in my country there is lot of hatred, but you can be sure there's a big difference between the image reflected on your TV and the reality. You don't know anything about me, but I sure red enough of the stuff displayed here by you and your team. Maybe you should re-examine some of that stuff and ask yourself how much you personally contributed to hatred/bigotry/incitement etc..."

Methinks this tree needs some pruning, I doubt saturnrocketx's post was meant to be here.
As for my anus, it would say "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MORE WHISKEY, DAMMIT MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO ME"

lol here's another 1:
'Stop putting things into me it hurts!'

"why is my porpous in life to push shit out of my self"

"Dont use opiates, it's no fun for me."

quote:

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Originally posted by culinaryoverlord:
Methinks this tree needs some pruning, I doubt saturnrocketx's post was meant to be here.
As for my anus, it would say "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MORE WHISKEY, DAMMIT MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO ME"

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He was saying the israeli guy is an asshole.

quote:

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Originally posted by SATURNROCKETX:
"ok......

lat's clear some things:

First, I'm an Israeli - I'm sure you know from where I'm......what's ther big deal?!

Second, when i said: "If you guys are reading this, you all are radical dangerous people", I didn't mean people who post here, but the people behind this web-site - people like you mr. Stanton. I didn't mean to hurt/insult people at this board and for that I'm sorry. I guess I should have write it more clear.

Third, indeed in my country there is lot of hatred, but you can be sure there's a big difference between the image reflected on your TV and the reality. You don't know anything about me, but I sure red enough of the stuff displayed here by you and your team. Maybe you should re-examine some of that stuff and ask yourself how much you personally contributed to hatred/bigotry/incitement etc..."

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lol i get it i get it... hehee u clever bastard.

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saturnrocket has found a way to stop people arguing against him. post your reply in a random thread, and you win every time!

you might want to try and aim better next time, i think you missed.

True. When an Italian-American on these boards was threatening me because of a misunderstanding, I was tempted to post "Come and get me" along with Dopeman's home address.

RAOVQ,
Saturns comment was actually rather witty. But then, I guess you would have had to be there before you could understand.
Ok, let me spell it out for you.

"What would someone's ass say it it could talk?" So Saturn used the words that another person posted that didn't sit well with him...
Do you understand now?
GOD! SOME PEOPLES KIDS!!!!


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