http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html

Geepers, how cool. Did you find it on the web? It's great how you know how to post in the right forums.

Thanks Mister Fatal Communist.

Don't you have a forum to moderate?
http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum27/HTML/000225.html

speaking of ninjas...

does anyone remember that funny ass link posted probably a year ago, maybe more, about ninjas? the spoof page that said stupid shit about how ninjas cut heads of all the time? man it was soooo hilarious, and i still make off hand comments about it sometime, like "whoa, watch out buddy, ninjas cut heads off all the time... but noone else can enjoy the hiliarity of that website... god damn it was funny. anyone remember this? know where it is?

d00d! thats it! fammicommie is the man!

i swear ive been lookin for that link for at least a year, or so it seems. how funny!

I know! I loved that website like it was my child, and was so sad when I couldn't find it. But then I came across it again thanks to google. It's www.realultimatepower.net

Ninja approved. w00t d00d!

http://www.theonion.com/onion3535/disgruntled_ninja.html

ninjas are everywhere! and so am i, posting in this thread. edit button? where?

I have officially just pissed my pants.

How were the 5-0 able to catch a ninja? I think he was an imposter...

That ninja site funny as hell, i've got it open in the background as i'm addicted to the catchy music.

Thats fricken classical, that sight made me laugh my ass off and I studied the art of the ninja. Super funny shit proving again why I love this sight

Preatty funny shit, but i feel that they are kinda disrespecting the tradition and all.
Aside from that i think that that bitch should actullay be killed. If she can't control her kids, ITS HER FUCKIN FAULT!

-ShadowFist
P.S I study a little of the art of the shadow and that site is totally incorect

no that webmaster should be shot, what a little wanker. he is 10 and wont listen to any of his hate mail which is all 100% correct. what a douche.

....and they don't even think twice about it. Too funny.

Wow phender. That was really dumb...

Join me in promoting S.P.E.D.:

Stupid
People
Eradication
Directive

Together, we can rid the world of morons who believe every damn thing they see!

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By the way, didn't that site show up in the mall ninja thread in Bad Ideas a while back?

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Damn you ctrl and v

Peace Renegade,

Can no one understand the humour of the site.

Its not supposed to be fucking correct.

what are you talkin about, manits? thats the most accurate portrayal of any ninja ive ever met...


thanks again to fammicommie. ive been looking for that website forever. for real.

that site is fucking great. phender, get a life.

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Originally posted by junglist:
speaking of ninjas...

does anyone remember that funny ass link posted probably a year ago, maybe more, about ninjas? the spoof page that said stupid shit about how ninjas cut heads of all the time? man it was soooo hilarious, and i still make off hand comments about it sometime, like "whoa, watch out buddy, ninjas cut heads off all the time... but noone else can enjoy the hiliarity of that website... god damn it was funny. anyone remember this? know where it is?

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Ninjas? check out realultimatepower.net. Its funny shit.

Nice. I saw that in someones ICQ profile.

I couldn't find the link for a while.

Thanks man.

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Originally posted by bluntman457:
Ninjas? check out realultimatepower.net. Its funny shit.

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Try reading the whole thread next time...

Sorry junglist, i was always under the impression that they couldn't fly.

And i never thought they had issues with the pirates. They never went near japan. Although i do think that in this day and age you're less likely to see a pirate so i think the ninja are safe.

Well, I worship Pirates, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, George Carlin, and the permanent eradication of zombies.

I'm going to be a pirate. I'm going to have a Pirate-Ninja Crew. We are going to take over Australia and change it's name to TURTLELAND. We will kidnap George Carlin and put him in charge of the country, then we will use our scientists so we can make a time machine and enlist the help of the USSR army. With my pirate-ninja-communist-australian army, we will take over the world and turn it into the empire it was always destined to be! We will all live in peace and harmony, and we will sail the galaxy searching for buried treasure, aliens to ally with, and enemy alien rulers to flip out on and asassinate with our super stealth skills. Who's with me?! I'm especially looking for people with boats, guns, degrees in physics and math, martial arts experience, and Australians who would be willing to help the take over from the inside. Do not worry! Mostly all of your reasonable demands will be met! ARRRRR!