Lets have a song game! Imagine a melodious saloon tune with a big mustachioed piano player and everything. Now lets write the lyrics! I'll begin:

(intro jig)
Women must obey,
Each and every day,
Obey,
obey- Ooooobeeeeey.

Oh you cannot walk the moon,
cause your period is duuuuue,

Obey,
obey- Ooooobeeeeey...

(go!, next person!)

Shouldn't you be off "breadwinning"?

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Originally posted by SATURNROCKETX:
Lets have a song game! Imagine a melodious saloon tune with a big mustachioed piano player and everything. Now lets write the lyrics! I'll begin:

(intro jig)
Women must obey,
Each and every day,
Obey,
obey- Ooooobeeeeey.

Oh you cannot walk the moon,
cause your period is duuuuue,

Obey,
obey- Ooooobeeeeey...

(go!, next person!)

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Sounds like a church hymn.
Lets make a song about your odd toilet habits as a child!
Or my addiction to rapeing white supremacist dipshits up their girlish looking asses!

I think you should suck my proverbial cock, Saturn.

Cheers,
Lost

Someone is never, ever gonna get laid.

*lays confuzious*

Well, that narrows it down some to who that might be.

*smokes a cigarette*

Cheers,
Lost

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Originally posted by LostCause:
*lays confuzious*

Well, that narrows it down some to who that might be.

*smokes a cigarette*

Cheers,
Lost

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Damnit, don't point the finger at me now.

obey,obey,oooobeeeeeeeeeey
woman, go on a diet to get much thinner
and get in that kitchen to make my dinner

obey,obey,oooooooobeeeeeyy
make me some babies,and a sammich on the side
n when I feel like doin it u better not hide

obey,obey,ooooooobbeeeey
if you smaller than a C u better get implants
after that get outside and water my plants!

obey,obey,ooobeeeeeey
woman obey your man, and bring me a beer
and always do what your told, or Ill make you live in fear....

obey,obey,oobeeeeeeeeeey

(piano stops)...drunk passes out
Big bar fight....wooohoo

Case in point: Saturn.
He likes girls, he sits outside the "Women's Fitness Emporium" on Main St. and feels funny all over as they come, and go, ignoring his 1974 Olds station wagon with no hubcaps and plastic covered "windows." He rushes home to watch "Baywatch" and the funny feelings come again. In the end (heh) he will never touch a girl, not with their consent anyway (his sister doesn't count). But maybe I'm wrong, perhaps "Big Rhonda" down at the mental institution he frequents (this time not with HIS consent)will give him some time. She weighs 307 pounds and has A LOT of hair, in her nose, arms, legs etc. But sometimes, late at night, she gets
THE URGE, the urge to make SaturnRocket a MAN?

[This message has been edited by ridemypony (edited 10-15-2002).]

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Originally posted by ridemypony:
Case in point: Saturn.
He likes girls, he sits outside the "Women's Fitness Emporium" on Main St. and feels funny all over as they come, and go, ignoring his 1974 Olds station wagon with no hubcaps and plastic covered "windows." He rushes home to watch "Baywatch" the funny feelings come again. In the end (heh) he will never touch a girl, not with their consent anyway (his sister doesn't count). But maybe I'm wrong, perhaps "Big Rhonda" down at the mental institution he frequents (this time not with HIS consent). She weighs 307 pounds and has A LOT of hair, in her nose, arms, legs etc. But sometimes, late at night, she gets THE URGE.

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Rhonda? Forget her, what about the anorexic manic depressive who slits her wrists to shreds, whats her name? Cyndi. Or something preppy like that, they definitly get the urge, and they aren't too far from normal so he'll feel pride in not beinga virgin anymore.

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Originally posted by TheSell0ut:
Sounds like a church hymn.
Lets make a song about your odd toilet habits as a child!
Or my addiction to rapeing white supremacist dipshits up their girlish looking asses!

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FAG!

i refuse to respond, even though i am responding....
i think saturn just likes to piss ppl off, i think he needs a little love.
maybe he just had a bad childhood, lets be nice to saturn rocket,
hehehhe. O! man i crack me up!

Hahahahaha... That's pretty good Saturn! All of you people that start whining and shit need to chizzou and take it for what it is, funny!

Oh, come on! Be nice to ol' saturn! He just wants a little attention! If the only way he can get it is by saying really outrageous and ignorant things...well, I guess that's just his way of telling everyone that he needs to feel loved and appreciated. Yeah, I know how crazy that sounds... But, it's probably true... Feel a little compassion for the guy. He can be his own worst enemy, he doesn't need any more help in that department.

Well saturn, let's hear a little more of what you have to say!

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Obey Obey Obey
Go outside and mow my lawn, TODAY

Obey Obey Obey
Buy me a ring or youre fucking gay

Obey Obey Obey
Fix the disposal or you wont get laid

Having a dick doesnt make you stronger
Attitude wont make your leash any longer
Beg on youre knees and do what I say
Ill crush your nuts if you dont OBEY.

Hehehe, very amusing, Saturn, you might like this =) http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

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Originally posted by 6C:
FAG!

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Cigerette!

[This message has been edited by TheSell0ut (edited 10-16-2002).]

Ha ha saturnrocketx is not only a racist, but a pig. Isn't it nice to know that he'll never see any of his awful, spiteful dreams come to fruition?

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Originally posted by confuzious:
Someone is never, ever gonna get laid.

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But there is hope, ever watch "American History X" or "Deliverance"?



[This message has been edited by Joe Boo (edited 10-16-2002).]

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Originally posted by TheSell0ut:
Rhonda? Forget her, what about the anorexic manic depressive who slits her wrists to shreds, whats her name? Cyndi. Or something preppy like that, they definitly get the urge, and they aren't too far from normal so he'll feel pride in not beinga virgin anymore.

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The correct term for manic depression is bi-polar

Speaking as a person who is severely bi-polar, I find the above insulting and not funny.

Then again; it does have some really funny aspects to it,and I shouldn't take things so personally.


But it's things like that that perpetuates the stereo types of people with bi-polar and make them fear anyone they see taking lithium, so yeah that blows!

Stereo types, on the other hand, come from somewhere and so it really isn't making anything up, one needs to learn to laugh at themselves; then it doesn't bother so much when others laugh too: you can think of them as laughing with you


Who the hell am I kidding? Laugh with me. What a load! People who laugh at others misfortunes [at least where they can hear them] should be flogged!


But then again wasn't it said: "Let he who is without aim, throw the first stone"?

Screw it: I need another lithuim..........

Obey, Obey, Obeyyyyyyyyy
Woman get me a beer, and some cornchips while youre at it
Then put your arse right here so that I can tap it
Obey, Obey, Obeyyyyyyyyy
Now take all your clothes off and quit all your yappin
And you better do it quickly or your face will get a slappin

No no NO! You people don't write very many songs do you? Your harmony is all off, its terrible!
I have a cold, but I'm going to try to salvage my work now while the iron is still warm.
Lets try this again, from the TOP!

And a one and a two and a...

Women must obey,
Each and every day,
Obey,
obey- Ooooobeeeeey.

Oh you cannot walk the moon,
cause your period is duuuuue,

Obey,
obey- Ooooobeeeeey...

Going to the store,
Isn't such a chore,
I will buy the milk and Cocoa Puffs;
And you may watch your shows,
As television goes,
So long as we watch MacGuiver when I come hooooo-oh-ooome...

Women must obey,
Each and every day,
Obey,
obey- Ooooobeeeeey. (piano!)

No you cannot wear the pants,
you have neither balls nor lance,
Your skirt and push-up bra speak of romaaaaaaaaaaaaaance....
You won't be President,
Because it simply makes no sense,
(fast chorus!) =The blacks and mexicans you love so much: Have no room in their mud huts!==
And we will leave the checkbook here with meeeeee....

(horns!)Women must obey,
Each and every day,
Obey,
obey- Ooooobeeeeey.

Unless you like the streets,
You will act so sweet,
And I will gladly let you stay, with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[This message has been edited by SATURNROCKETX (edited 10-18-2002).]

LOL sad sad sad...Poor white trash fags like U SATURN, did ur dad touch u as a child? Were u forced to jerk him off...its sad to see this...poor redneck white trash losers with no lives.....

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Originally posted by 6C:
Hahahahaha... That's pretty good Saturn! All of you people that start whining and shit need to chizzou and take it for what it is, funny!

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6c is right. chill out people! thats funny as fuck.(me goes and beats the old lady because she brought me a warm beer )

picture SATURNROCKETX sitting in front of his computer going mad with frustration when he finds out his brand new RPG wont let him put "white" in as a character race...