Anyone ever felt like playing with their urine?
I just found out that vitamin B12 pills cause your urine to turn 'bright yellow' or nearly flourescent.
There is a type of Diuretic(urine flow-helper-thingie) that turns your piss brilliant green.
In fact, heres a whole(long) list of drugs which can make your urine turn odd colours:

Black:
Cascara, Ferrous Salts, Iron Dextran, Levodopa, Methocarbamol, Methyldopa, Naphthalene, Phenacetin, Phenols, Quinine, Sulfonamides

Blue:
Anthraquinone, DeWitts Pills, Indigo Blue,
Indigo Carmine, Methocarbamol, Methylene Blue, Nitrofurans, Resourcinol, Triamterene,
Blue-green, Amitriptyline, Anthraquinone, DeWitt's Pills, Doan's pills, Indigo Blue, Indigo Carmine, Methylene Blue, Resoreinol

Brown
Anthraquinone Dyes, Cascara, Chloroquine, Danthron, Furazolidone, Levodopa, Methocarbamol, Methyldopa, Metronidazole, Nitrofurans, Nitrofurantoin, Phenacetin, Quinine, Senna

Green
Chlorophyll, Phenols, Suprofen

Milky
Phosphates

Orange
Chlorzoxazone, Dihydroergotamine Mesylate, Heparin Sodium, Phenazopyridine, Sulfasalazine, Warfarin,

Pink
Aminopyrine, Cascara, Danthron, Deferoxamine, Merbromin, Methyldopa, Phenytoin, Phenlphthalein, Salicylates

Purple
Phenophthalein

Red
Daunorubicin, DMSO, Doxorubicin, Ibuprofen, Oxyphenbutazone, Heparin, Methyldopa, Phensuximide, Rifampin

Rust
Cascara, Chloroquine, Metronidazole, Nitrofurantoin, Riboflavin, Sulfonamides,
Phenacetin


Maybe this should have went into the chem forum but I thought it was too silly to go in there.

[This message has been edited by TheSell0ut (edited 10-14-2002).]

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Originally posted by TheSell0ut:
Anyone ever felt like playing with their urine?
I just found out that vitamin B12 pills cause your urine to turn 'bright yellow' or nearly flourescent.
There is a type of Diuretic(urine flow-helper-thingie) that turns your piss brilliant green.
In fact, heres a whole(long) list of drugs which can make your urine turn odd colours:

Black:
Cascara, Ferrous Salts, Iron Dextran, Levodopa, Methocarbamol, Methyldopa, Naphthalene, Phenacetin, Phenols, Quinine, Sulfonamides

Blue:
Anthraquinone
DeWitts Pills
Indigo Blue
Indigo Carmine
Methocarbamol
Methylene Blue
Nitrofurans
Resourcinol
Triamterene

Blue-green
Amitriptyline
Anthraquinone
DeWitt's Pills
Doan's pills
Indigo Blue
Indigo Carmine
Methylene Blue
Resoreinol

Brown
Anthraquinone Dyes
Cascara
Chloroquine
Danthron
Furazolidone
Levodopa
Methocarbamol
Methyldopa
Metronidazole
Nitrofurans
Nitrofurantoin
Phenacetin
Quinine
Senna

Green
Chlorophyll
Phenols
Suprofen

Milky
Phosphates

Orange
Chlorzoxazone
Dihydroergotamine Mesylate
Heparin Sodium
Phenazopyridine
Sulfasalazine
Warfarin

Pink
Aminopyrine
Cascara
Danthron
Deferoxamine
Merbromin
Methyldopa
Phenytoin
Phenlphthalein
Salicylates

Purple
Phenophthalein

Red
Daunorubicin
DMSO
Doxorubicin
Ibuprofen
Oxyphenbutazone
Heparin
Methyldopa
Phensuximide
Rifampin

Rust
Cascara
Chloroquine
Metronidazole
Nitrofurantoin
Riboflavin
Sulfonamides
Phenacetin


Maybe this should have went into the chem forum but I thought it was too silly to go in there.

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hahahahahaha fuckin retard ahahahahaha

Why do you quote his entire post? I just got through reading it and i know who your refering to. Damn your stupid.

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Originally posted by Mal Fajar:
Why do you quote his entire post? I just got through reading it and i know who your refering to. Damn you're stupid.

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I was about to say the same thing.

Thats a pretty cool bit of info, I once did some meth that smelled like glass cleaner, made my urine turn cloudy and made every pore on my face produce big solid clods of congealed crud, was that because of residual phosphate contamination?

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Originally posted by culinaryoverlord:
Thats a pretty cool bit of info, I once did some meth that smelled like glass cleaner, made my urine turn cloudy and made every pore on my face produce big solid clods of congealed crud, was that because of residual phosphate contamination?

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Maybe they put too much shit(anhydrous ammonia, red phosphate) in the process of making it. I'm not at all knowledgable with the making of meth, even though where I live there are five busts a week(one guy was found stirring his batch with a boat paddle).

You really should've put this in the Bad Ideas Forum.

Hahaha.

Cheers,
Lost

The title of this topic sounds weird. You could've picked something like "Multi-colored urine" or something.

Its not exactly a bad idea, it might have made a good document though.
Multi-coloured urine isn't as cool as "How to play with your urine:".

stfu

I thought it was going to be about throwing piss at C.O.'s, perhaps "urine rainbow"?

How about "Piss a color...any color..."

Fine, lets stick to topic:

1. Put urine in a SuperSoaker and shoot kids.
2. Put urine in someones alcohol while mixing a drink.
3. Pour piss down a slide and watch people go down it.
4. Pour piss in a lobster tank at a supermarket
5. Pour piss all over the seats of public toilets.
6. Pour piss in a mello yello/mountain dew/citrus drink bottle and offer it to a homeless person.
7. Mix sugar with urine, pour it into a citrus drink bottle and give it to a little kid.
8. Throw piss at factory workers.
9. Spray a public entry door knob with piss.
10. Pour piss in someones gas tank.
11. Drown the neighbors kid in a wading pool full of piss.
12. Throw piss-filled baloons at passing children/adults.
13. Drop piss-filled baloons from a high rise over a large group of people.
14. Drop piss-filled baloons on police men.
15. Throw piss at men in suits.
16. Go to a high-school prom and throw piss at people.
17. Drink some piss, spit it at people.
18. Find some purified water galleon jugs in the supermarket and replace them with a gallon of piss.
19.If you are male, and have to take a drug test, take piss from a pregnant female, give it to the drug test administrator(stolen from Chong).
20. If you are female, and have to take a drug test, take piss mixed with semen and give it to the drug test administrator.
21. Be an idiot and think up 21 things to do with piss.

Holy fuck!, ladies and gentlemen I think we have a fetish!

Dang I thought this thread was about some kinky stuff to do with urine. Ah well.

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Originally posted by just.landed:
Dang I thought this thread was about some kinky stuff to do with urine. Ah well.

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It is!

Next time your at a party that some prick passes out at piss in bottle and pour it over unconscious twats legs (works best when warm) then do something to wake them up in front of crowd and sit back and enjoy the look on the poor saps face when they think they have pissed them selves,
Or if your a really sick bastard take 2 or 3 chocolate buttons (dont know what they are in U.S but look like chocolate buttons) and pull victims pants down and stick chocolate between ass cheeks and sit back and watch the hillarity!!!!

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Originally posted by Mackofett:
Next time your at a party that some prick passes out at piss in bottle and pour it over unconscious twats legs (works best when warm) then do something to wake them up in front of crowd and sit back and enjoy the look on the poor saps face when they think they have pissed them selves,
Or if your a really sick bastard take 2 or 3 chocolate buttons (dont know what they are in U.S but look like chocolate buttons) and pull victims pants down and stick chocolate between ass cheeks and sit back and watch the hillarity!!!!

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Uhh...how about junior mints? That'd look odd.

Isn't there sumthin u can drink 2 make urine smell like rose petals?

Who needs chemicals to turn your pee different colours? In the good ol' United Kingdom you can buy these shitty little bottles of soda called "Panda Pop". These came in loads of flavours- but whatever colour the drink was if you drunk it in a couple of days you would be pissing that colour. In my school days i used to drink a lot of cherry panda pop (which was red) and it made my piss look like blood- quite scary till i realised that it was the pop doing the deed.

Chunkmiester

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Originally posted by Chunkmiester:
Who needs chemicals to turn your pee different colours? In the good ol' United Kingdom you can buy these shitty little bottles of soda called "Panda Pop". These came in loads of flavours- but whatever colour the drink was if you drunk it in a couple of days you would be pissing that colour. In my school days i used to drink a lot of cherry panda pop (which was red) and it made my piss look like blood- quite scary till i realised that it was the pop doing the deed.

Chunkmiester

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A couple of days? Wow. Maybe you just have bad kidneys. Alot of the time strong dyes don't dilute in your kidneys and they come out through your uretha(puts a strain on the kidneys as well).

Bad Kidneys you say? Well i am not to sure about that because i remember i went on a scout camp when i was in my early teens. All the tuck shop sold to drink was this panda pop. They only had a few of each flavor so all us scouts were generally drinking various flavours. Each of us found that our pee was turning the same colour as the soda was. I've heard stories about using concentrated food colouring to make your pee different colours so i am sure that it isn't to do with bad kidneys.

Chunkmiester
Oh- and beware of the limited edition banana panda pop (probably not still on the market) it made your turds go a suspicious shade of mellow yellow. That happened to many of my friends too

WTF? LOL

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Originally posted by Mackofett:
Next time your at a party that some prick passes out at piss in bottle and pour it over unconscious twats legs (works best when warm) then do something to wake them up in front of crowd and sit back and enjoy the look on the poor saps face when they think they have pissed them selves,
Or if your a really sick bastard take 2 or 3 chocolate buttons (dont know what they are in U.S but look like chocolate buttons) and pull victims pants down and stick chocolate between ass cheeks and sit back and watch the hillarity!!!!

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One night, several years ago while I was working at a ski resort, I got off work and went back to my room to find the ski hills promotion manager passed out in my bed, in his underwear. He was passed out like a rock, so I dragged him into the hall, and knocked on a few doors. Soon the entire staff dorm was standing in the hall staring at this guy in his underwear. Let the games begin!!
We smeared jam on him and played darts with popcorn.
We got sour cream and yogurt and poured it all over him.
We stuffed his underwear full of snow.
Finally someone delivered the coup'de grace by pulling down his underwear and squirting half a tube of toothpaste onto his ringpiece. Between the snow in the front and the toothpaste in the back he awoke and staggerd erect, losing his underwear in the process. Now imagine you are this person, you awake from a rightious drunk to find yourself naked, with your dick shriveled and white, and your asshole burning. You lean against the wall and notice something sticky on your ass, turning around you see a smear of blue gunk on the wall. Simultanoisly looking up and yelling "what the fuck", you finally notice 20 of your co-workers staring at you, one (me!) grins extra wide and says "smurf cum"
Cheers

How about this?

Get your piss to be green before a drug test. Piss green into the cup, hand the cup to the doctor, and say something along the lines of "Whoa, I hope I don't fail!"

But what the hell has chlorophyll in it? Am I supposed to start munching on plants all day?

Or this one:

Beat up a homeless guy, leave him faceup in the alleyway, then piss black on his face and tell him you're a demon (courtesy of my friend). Imagine how scared he would be!

Only problem is, most of the black ingredients are poisons.

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Originally posted by Mista Piccolo:
How about this?

Get your piss to be green before a drug test. Piss green into the cup, hand the cup to the doctor, and say something along the lines of "Whoa, I hope I don't fail!"

But what the hell has chlorophyll in it? Am I supposed to start munching on plants all day?

Or this one:

Beat up a homeless guy, leave him faceup in the alleyway, then piss black on his face and tell him you're a demon (courtesy of my friend). Imagine how scared he would be!

Only problem is, most of the black ingredients are poisons.

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Not especially, Ferrous salts are a dietary supplement, Quinine is in gin and tonic, also in Quinine Sulphate pills, Methocarbimol is in Robaxin(muscle relaxer), there are some naturally occuring Phenols(dunno if they are all poisonous), Levodopa is medication for Parkinsons Disease, Sulfonamides stunt the growth of bacteria in the body, Cascara Sagrada is a herbal extract. Iron Dextran has been used as a iron supplement for pets and is often coated with Phenol. Most of these chemicals are somewhat dangerous, even strong dyes are harmful to your kidneys. They have chlorophyll pills. Oh and thats a great idea about pissing in the guys face and pretending to be Satan.

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Thanks for clearing that up a little.

Yeah I found it humorous.

But the drug test one. Goddamnit I wanna try that.

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Originally posted by Mista Piccolo:
Thanks for clearing that up a little.

Yeah I found it humorous.

But the drug test one. Goddamnit I wanna try that.

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That'd be funny as hell, if anyone wants anymore info on the drugs just post.

Should have crossposted this to Sex & Affection, I'm sure someone there would have put it to good use.

Haha, right. Think of the possibilities. Disgusting

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Originally posted by A_M_P:
Should have crossposted this to Sex & Affection, I'm sure someone there would have put it to good use.

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It doesn't really have anything to do with sex or affection, its just immature toilet humour in a slightly more intelligent form.

If you absolutely must have black urine, I'd advise against the cascara sagrada. It also happens to be an extremely potent laxative.