I went to a party and got trashed last night.

Some old guy in a straw hat and black turtle neck followed me into a bathroom stall, took out his cock, and tried to get me to blow him.

Fortunately his fly was a zipper.

I don't think he'll be doing that to anyone anytime soon.

And that was the highlight of my night.

*hangover bliss*

Cheers,
Lost

Ha ha, Nice one Lost!

you go girl!

Hey Lost,

Where have you been...long time no see.

Nox

Hi, Nox. I'm still around.

I need aspirin.

Cheers,
Lost

Beware drunken Amish men!

hehehe. That's fkn funny.

you seem to not be having much luck with the men lately LostCause. this and the stoner incident.... im glad you gave this guy what he deserved. i couldnt imagine having the audacity to just pull out my dick to some girl and ask for a blowjob. i mean... where the fuck does that guy get off? (obviously not in the bathroom stall with you) fuckin assholes... glad youre good, minus the hangover.

Was the guy drunk/stoned?

I thought this thread would be about how lame button flys are.Anyways,glad you were able to hurt him.

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Originally posted by CDG:
Was the guy drunk/stoned?

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What do you think?

maybe he was sober and looking to rape a drunk girl, or maybe he was drunk and didnt know what he was doing.

zippers should come with surgeon general's warnings:

"May become a weapon when available at a drunken scene"

--Camel