ahh some good shit
-truck diver
-fucking fuck face
-fuckin jew
-nut head
- (always to say back to an insalt) ur moma (now, origonality here)
-i nutted on ur toothbish
-i nutted on in ur sock
-i nutted in ur hair
-i nutted on ur ear

well thats about all i can rember at the moment - KoRnkid

you penguin raping rectal wart.

fuck off you donkey fucking shit eater

pretty much anything that has to do with any type of farm animal will do.

Asshat.

Social Insults that only the knowing (everyone 10+) can understand
- You Clinton!
- You Bush!
- You Gates!
- I wish for you to become a semi-successful lawyer... That way I have a reason to kill you!
- You Regis!!
- So your Mary Kate & Ashleys older brother?
- You quire boy!
- Please be the son of a rugby player, that way I know how screwed up it is up there!
OR
- Please be the son of a psychologist, that way I know how screwed up it is down there!

butt bishop
up hill gardener
wank shaft
cunt face
dick wad
dick wank
tug mark
tug stain
wank stain


-Flame

" Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver. "

my favourite is fuckwit

wanker, shirt lifter, arse bandit, and don't forget uncle fucker (thanks to terence and philip for that one.)

oh, and of course septic (for republican americans)

Your mums got a dick and your dads jelous

In romanian theres these real awful bad swear ' Mortzi matii ' it means sumthen about ur mothers dead (i know ur gonna say 'WHAT?!!') but that's a bit of the translation anyways say this in front of a cop and just say it meens hello in romanian

NUtrag, fartfanoogan

"Your Black."

quote:

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Originally posted by SATURNROCKETX:
"Your Black."

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*Adds another*

Racist Pig.

"Your almost as inbred as saturn"

ASSPHUCK, and Censorship pathogen.

different ways to say someone is stupid:

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.

Lionhart

1 sandwhich short of a picnic
an ace short of a deck of cards
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