I want ways to fuck over my mother in law

she lies to me, tries to turn my husband against me, and steals from me. Any suggestions?

Find a hot chick with huge tits and have a threesome with your husband. Forward the pics to her(us too), that should cause her to either have a heart attack or a stroke.

Best way to "fuck someone over" is to kill them.

Give her some antifreeze and tell her it's ice tea.

good ideas got any more suggestios...I do have the key to her house!

break all the ligh bulbs but leave the metal part in so it's impossible to remove. cut her cable tv. flood the house...

Nox is confused and Carisa can help unconfuse me.

In another topic in this forum you have a picture of yourself with the claim of "single-not looking. Here you talk about both a husband and a mother-in-law. Are you talking out of both sides of your mouth using the same tongue or are there two tongues in white womans mouth?

I truly could care less about your interpersonal relationship status and/or lack thereof, the question goes towards credibility.

Nox

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Originally posted by Nox:
Nox is confused and Carisa can help unconfuse me.

In another topic in this forum you have a picture of yourself with the claim of "single-not looking. Here you talk about both a husband and a mother-in-law. Are you talking out of both sides of your mouth using the same tongue or are there two tongues in white womans mouth?

I truly could care less about your interpersonal relationship status and/or lack thereof, the question goes towards credibility.

Nox

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I havn't noticed 2 tongues in a white woman mouth, then again my girlfriend is Asian :S

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Originally posted by ComradeAsh:
I havn't noticed 2 tongues in a white woman mouth, then again my girlfriend is Asian :S

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This is an allusion to a phrase the Native Americans used to talk about "lies" the white man told. It is not to be taken literally. I forgot that many folks read this who are not familiar with American nuances...sorry.

Nox

Cariss is a chick I thought it was obvious according to the first post but I guess not.

[This message has been edited by 6C (edited 10-07-2002).]

actually to clear up all the confusion, I have a fiance...i call his mom my mother in law because she will be very soon and she already acts like one! we will be married in november so i actually am still single but not looking...
and i am female fyi

Your mother in law is trying to "turn your husband against you" but is he going along with it? Is he a momma's boy? Be careful because if he is, you'll just be marrying into that relationship where you are secondary to the one with his mother. Think about this before you say "I Do". Fuck, she steals from you? This is the family you will be taking on when you marry him, think before you do it.

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I want ways to fuck over my mother in law

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Then get a bunk bed, give her the bottom bunk, and bang your fiance on the top bunk.

Oh wait, that wasn't supposed to be taken literally....

if she has a pull down attic(the kind that you pull the string down and steps unfold) pull down the steps and pull alot of shit on the steps ,then have someone help you lift it back up into place......so the next time she pulls it down...everything will fall down onto her hopefully causing pain..........or you could just set her clothes on fire

You could always grind glass into a fine powder and put it in her food. Or go in her house then drill a hole on the top of the light-bulbs and fill them halfway full of gasoline then when she turns on the light it will explode and cause fire to spread like a mother fucker . You can alos kill her like that one guy said. Pay someone to kill her. Poison her. Kick her down a flight or stairs, Shoot her, alan rape her with a dildo "maybee she will die" , Or you can not get married and not do anything.