Hey i was wondering if anyone could help me with good spots for hiding my weed, porno, pyro shit, etc. Prefferably in my room. I want a spot that wouldnt have me rip open my walls or floors.
In my room, I have a dresser, another dress thats smaller by my bed, a bed, a sterio, couch bed, closet, suitcase, clockradio(i heard you can hide freaking small ammounts of weed in the battery compartment). Thats about it

Anyone?

if your speakers are of a decent size, you could take the cover off and store all kinds of crazy shit in the box behind the actuall speaker

and as far as your dresser and likewise go you could create a false bottom

how would i go about doing that?

How much weed are you planning on hiding? Porno magazines or movies? Just put shit in your fucking drawers and tell your mommy not to go in your room

Ya im not gonna go that ok? plus we have a cleaning lady and so goes in my rorom so i coudnt do that
very small ammounts of weed, probbally ranging from 1 ounce to 5 ounces
just pictures of porno, printed of the computer

1-5 oz is a very small amount of weed?!

i need to buy bigger baggies.

false bottom? common sense.

2" (or whatever) blocks
1 in each corner, 1 spaced every 5 or so inches (depending on the quality of the wood for your bottom)
wood glue them down.
put it in a somewhat full drawer
i'd put it in the bottom drawer so it's less noticable that its shallower

electrical sockets fit paper, small baggies, ect.

sorry man im still high and i was when writing that

i know its not small, i should cut down o nthe toking

just get a binder, put it in your suitcase, and put the shit in there. the cleaning bitch doesnt go thru your suitcase, does she?

additionaly, you could laminate your porn, three-hole punch it, and put it in the binder so that you could take it in the shower with you.

but that's MY IDEA.

dude, laminating? thats the best idea ever! it always takes me forever to cum in the shower! man your smart!

I have an old amp that nobody think works, I hide EVERYTHING in there.

And also, some tips with the porn:

Don't leave it in the damn VCR!!!

I have a bookcase absolutely filled with books, magazines, albums, and at least a half-dozen binders.

One of the binders is the zip-up type, and it has a zip-up pencil holder inside it. I'd say it holds at least a couple ounces. More if I need it. Not to mention it has folders for porn, artwork, bong designs, etc.

No one in their right mind would look through all those binders. Most are full of miscellaneous doodles, poetry, and things like that. Not that I'm some freaky se7en-ish guy...

It's legal to own the porn, just dont let them find the pyro.

and the weed...
but if my mom found me with porn shed go nutz.... i dunno why but she wou;d cuz she has beforr

alright.. .here's how you make a book into a hiding spot, this works best with encyclopedias, dictionaries, textbooks, etc. Make a solution of 1/3 glue, 2/3 water in a bucket, elmers works fine for this. hold book by the covers and dip all the pages in the glue, shake it around a bit to let the glue soak into the pages. take out of the bucket, and wipe off some of the excess glue.
Get some wax papers and place the book on the paper, remember, the covers should still be fully open at this point. Put wax paper on the topside and throw some phonebooks on them for a few days. When the glue is dried, drill a hole about an inch or so from each corner of the page, then saw a big empty rectangle out of the middle. Glue the back cover to the glued pages, and you have a nice little hiding spot.

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Originally posted by Phantom:
alright.. .here's how you make a book into a hiding spot, this works best with encyclopedias, dictionaries, textbooks, etc. Make a solution of 1/3 glue, 2/3 water in a bucket, elmers works fine for this. hold book by the covers and dip all the pages in the glue, shake it around a bit to let the glue soak into the pages. take out of the bucket, and wipe off some of the excess glue.
Get some wax papers and place the book on the paper, remember, the covers should still be fully open at this point. Put wax paper on the topside and throw some phonebooks on them for a few days. When the glue is dried, drill a hole about an inch or so from each corner of the page, then saw a big empty rectangle out of the middle. Glue the back cover to the glued pages, and you have a nice little hiding spot.

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wouldn't have by chance gotten that form me when i posted it about 4 times in bad ideas woudl you have ?


and NAAGAL were you the one who told me the morningwood stroy ? or was that some one else

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it always takes me forever to cum in the shower! man your smart!

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yes why is this ? i happened to notice this to ... humm intresting

i think someone else

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Originally posted by NAAGAL:
i think someone else

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ok thought so ....

never ever hide ur shit in ur matress.
its the 1st place FBI, police, DEA, and ATF look for anything.
and if ur parents are smart that too. also if they searched the internet for places to hide shit itll be #1.
id go with stereo.

Electronics.

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Originally posted by Z3m:
Electronics.

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agreed

if u have a washroom in your room stick your weed in a ziplock bag and put it in the reservoir tank. you might want to use a few baggys to prevent it from getting wet.

when i smoked pot i hid it in the battery compartment of my stereo. also if you give any of it to anyone and its a small amount its best to hide it in a tape jewel case with its cover on and give it to them that way. also if you have a bookcase you could hide stuff behind the books. someone might take a book out but would probably not look in the back.

also i used to hide porn mags in board game boxes under my bed. there is usually a cardboard covering that you can hide things underneath. make sure these are games that are never used though.

Try explaining to your parents that you're an atheist, nihilist, and a member of the Libertarian party. Then you don't have to hide anything

Hey bro so you need a good hiding spot eh? Well in my coleection of manuals i been going over i fouund this one called the DEA STASH MANUAL and its got some kick ass plases to toss your dope and other "parafanila" haha It was suggetions on diffrent things and like over 120 pllaces to stast your shit i think like u can cut open a bar of soap make a small place to hide it and seal it back with water and lettin it dry and you have to be a fucking moron to hide it ina book or fake can when i smaked this on guys house well it was the fraterinty when i was in college about 9 moths ago when we cased that place the first thing and i mean THE FRIST THING that we searched was Cans Books mattresst under then in the box sprigs in computers in tv's andd even in the toliet bowl we found a ass load of drugs in thoses places so think first bro and to get taht manual and many others goto http://www.blackmarket-press.com/ click on Undergroun info then click on Manuals and itll be right there for your viewing plleaseure
Laters

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Originally posted by NAAGAL:
dude, laminating? thats the best idea ever! it always takes me forever to cum in the shower! man your smart!

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I thought it was better in the shower! You got fucking soap and shit to lube it up!

a poster or 2 on the roof provides u witha shelf for light stuff ie weed

I'm liking Mortose's idea the best. Im at that site now

and Do not, I repeat DO NOT! use soap for lubrication. it gets in ur piss whole and it fucking hurts for like 30 minutes if you try and piss

ahhhh. sting dick, i remember that one very well.

As do i brain dead as do i
haha of course that was awile ago
and NAAGL ur welcome i hope u enjoy the info bud

i've got this bay window in my room, for anyone that doesnt know what that is it is a window that sticks out of the house like this
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inside | <-- window outside
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thats my nice little drawing, well mine has about 2 1/2 feet of clearance off of the floor in my room and is about 5 feet wide, so what I did was I lifted up the carpet on the window (the elevated part), cut a small hole through the bottom, and removed the insulation and put a cover over the hole and I now have a nice, large, non-suspicious place in my room to hide things. I hope that description made since, cause it works great.
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spot V |
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room | /
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Im sorry man, that drawing i made didnt turn out how it was supposed too, well the window sticks out about 2 feet outside and it has about 2 1/2 feet clearance from my floor, I hollowed it out and I have a great place to hide shit not.

in other words its excatly like my mothers bay in her breakfast nook and here is sumthin better to go on
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Bay |Window
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Dam i havent done some ascii art in a looong ass time hahahahaha. O well that was preety good.

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warweed: "wouldn't have by chance gotten that form me when i posted it about 4 times in bad ideas woudl you have ?"

Actually, no. I never go into bad ideas. Have you seen me post there? Of course not. I read that somewhere way back when on totse dialup: lies unlimited node.

I use to use this one, take out the bottom drawer, check if there's a cavity below it. If so great, no one usually pulls the drawer completely out to see what's under it. Also the false bottom idea in a cupboard works well if you have the ingenuity to pull it off.

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magic markers... no not the ones they've are actually marketed as stash containers but the ones ya use when you're doodling. and if ya take the insides out and just shorten em... you can still use your marker for while.

i used to just tape the bags to the back of my headboard... just tape em flat and use tape that won't rip a whole in your plastic.

i've transported various items in containers such as cereal boxes, etc. and then sacked them like groceries.

just lil stupid stuff like that.

main thing is.... if you're thinking of hiding it there... someone else has probably thought it too.... hell i carry my personal stuff in a small fuse box... put it in my toolbox.

I always loved these improv threads. Storing very small items (or easily malliable ones, such as drugs) there are a multitude of options.

Anything with a reasonably thick solid wood element such asdrawer faceplates, desk surfaces, doors (very good), and so on can be drilled along the edge to create a narrow little hollow. You can stash whatever you want in here and plug it up with a cork or whatever strikes your fancy.

If you have a dresser with big gaudy wooden knobs you can do the same sort of thing. Metal doorknobs are almost always hollow and can be filled with whatever you like right off the bat.

Desks with wide beveled edges present lots of places for modification. A good trick is to build a small teacher's mailbox sort of arrangement underneath your desk, built such that it is flush with the bevel. You can have a small friction fit piece of wood on the end to keep your things from falling out.

Hollowed out pens and markers work very well, as do other small and normally sealed items - Batteries, lightbulbs, empty aerosol cans, and whatnot. I know someone who keeps a considerable stash inside a slightly modified aluminum baseball bat.

When I was a wee lad and had all manner of illogical restrictions imposed on me by my mother I kept a small weapons stash inside my computer. I fitted the side panel with a quick release mechanism and built a set of pouches onto the inside of it. I also had a small coathanger wire rig to hold my pellet gun horizontally. On a whim and under the influence of complete and total boredom I drilled a .22 inch hole in the metal back of the computer that lined up with the muzzle of the gun perfectly. The gun was held sideways between the expansion slots and processor assembly, and could be fired while it was still in the computer by reaching in through an empty drive bay (after removing the cover, of course).

Now that was pointless.

~Zero

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I'm liking Mortose's idea the best. Im at that site now

and Do not, I repeat DO NOT! use soap for lubrication. it gets in ur piss whole and it fucking hurts for like 30 minutes if you try and piss

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well maybe you werent using soap or another household item, such as bleach! I dont use bars of soap, fuck that, just like body gel, its supposed to be rubbed on your body so it shouldnt hurt. If not take an arm band in there with you for a laugh

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Originally posted by Zero the Inestimable:
I always loved these improv threads. Storing very small items (or easily malliable ones, such as drugs) there are a multitude of options.

Anything with a reasonably thick solid wood element such asdrawer faceplates, desk surfaces, doors (very good), and so on can be drilled along the edge to create a narrow little hollow. You can stash whatever you want in here and plug it up with a cork or whatever strikes your fancy.

If you have a dresser with big gaudy wooden knobs you can do the same sort of thing. Metal doorknobs are almost always hollow and can be filled with whatever you like right off the bat.

Desks with wide beveled edges present lots of places for modification. A good trick is to build a small teacher's mailbox sort of arrangement underneath your desk, built such that it is flush with the bevel. You can have a small friction fit piece of wood on the end to keep your things from falling out.

Hollowed out pens and markers work very well, as do other small and normally sealed items - Batteries, lightbulbs, empty aerosol cans, and whatnot. I know someone who keeps a considerable stash inside a slightly modified aluminum baseball bat.

When I was a wee lad and had all manner of illogical restrictions imposed on me by my mother I kept a small weapons stash inside my computer. I fitted the side panel with a quick release mechanism and built a set of pouches onto the inside of it. I also had a small coathanger wire rig to hold my pellet gun horizontally. On a whim and under the influence of complete and total boredom I drilled a .22 inch hole in the metal back of the computer that lined up with the muzzle of the gun perfectly. The gun was held sideways between the expansion slots and processor assembly, and could be fired while it was still in the computer by reaching in through an empty drive bay (after removing the cover, of course).

Now that was pointless.

~Zero

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Well, you could shoot yourself in the foot I guess, depending on where your box was. but the cool think is, if you have one of those Dell Inspiron 8100 or 8200 laptops, you can use the weight saver and hide stuff in the holes in it.