I keep wondering what it would be like if there hadn't been a standardized written English back in the 18th Century. (Or maybe 1800s? I don't remember.)

Anyway, out of curiousity, how would you spell the following in your own way, based on pronounciation or whatever:

"All these proposals were rejected, and opposition made to them all, in the speeches of the consul, Scipio, and Cato. An old grudge against Caesar and chagrin at a defeat actuated Cato."

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Originally posted by malaria:
All these proposals were rejected, and opposition made to them all, in the speeches of the consul, Scipio, and Cato. An old grudge against Caesar and chagrin at a defeat actuated Cato.

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'Fore whomever givest the slightest of shits, I shall proceed.

awl deez propoza was rejectid an oppozisha may em awl, dawg. ina speech uh da console, Shiiiz-ippio an Kate-Lo. Uh ole grudge ginst SaySar an sha-what? atta deefee actuarialized, my brotha, Kate-Lo.

dayum, nigga. whattafucksgoin' on?

lol

neither are readable.

Damn vicodin, i think i've heard that song

Yu doun wit' dat?

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All these proposals were rejected, and opposition made to them all, in the speeches of the consul, Scipio, and Cato. An old grudge against Caesar and chagrin at a defeat actuated Cato

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aul dat shitt wadnt off da hizzo, none dem brothas be likin it, fuck, we capped that cracka.