its a comin'

you better start getting you shit ready. whats everyone planing this year?

i designed this phat trench coat and vest but i havent sticthed it up yet. i dont know what the hell im going ot be but i will look cool.

I'm gonna walk around salem with paintball guns, booze, and a few friends. We'll definitly have fun.

I'm not going to dress up, but I want to dress my kids in all brown and paint their hair and faces brown. They'll be turds. On my son's 1st haloween, my wife put light blue makeup on his face and hands and called him a still born.

i'm going to do drugs.

wait, that's every night.

ROFL, thats sick but funny.

ill have some pics if all goes well with my idea. i dont really trick or treat, i just like to get dresed up and jag around.

What made it better was that he was only 2 weeks old at the time and very small.

just gonna roam the streets with some other juggalos causing general mischeif.

Well, here in BC we get FIREWORKS! (everywhere else gets em on canada day but here its halloween).

MUHAHAHAHHA!!!

There is a whole new meaning to "mischief night" here!

Rlp, I must say you and your wife kick major ass.

That said, I'll probably be getting high and scaring people with my friends.

Like every year, I'm going to hide in the dark area around people's houses and scare the living crap out of little kids. You have not lived until you step out of nowhere on the little bastards and see the look on their faces just before they dump a load in their pants and tear off screaming into the night.

I laughed so hard last year I almost pissed myself. Join me....be evil.

Im going back to the old skewl lol. Gunna join the young uns with a spot of egging. Its great fun and i love doing it lol.

He he he he.

Peace Renegade,

my boyfriend and i have a tasteless costume party every year on the first sunday before halloween.

we're planning on winning it again this year.

i've got a hat with two tall, shoeboxes stitched to it painted like skyscrapers and a tshirt that reads "Sept. 10"

he's wearing a hat with two burned out shoeboxes and a tshirt that says "I (Heart) NY"

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Originally posted by XIPHER:
just gonna roam the streets with some other juggalos.

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Nice, nice

I'm going to wear a long coat, long pants, gloves, and a monster mask, sit in a chair as still as I can and wait for kids to pass by, or come up and stare at me wondering whether or not I'm just a dummy, then jump up screaming and scare the shit out of them.

Kind of pathetic I suppose but the laughs are always good.

I had someone do that to me when I was about ten. He didn't think it was very funny after I roundhouse kicked him in the head about .02 seconds later.

Cursed reflexes.

~Zero

HA HA. I kicked a guy in the family jewels once for jumping out on me. Wish he hadnt now i suppose lol.

Peace Renegade,

Here's my routine...

We dress up our son and take him around early, like sixish, then we get back and 'usually' I'll dress up, usually as some kind of demon, monster, or vampire, and I hang around the house and see how many kids I can scare. It's fun...

Most fun I had so far was when I was the grim reaper with a sickle, and some teens thought they were being funny and, after coming to my door in their gear, came back with their masks off for seconds. I fell for it, even though two of 'em were laughing. They came back a third time... I reached back to grab the candy bucket, grabbed my sickle instead, and chased them around a bit, we had a mock fight, it was fun

im going to sit around reading the bible so that the evil spirits dont invade my soul on this night of all hell.

Maybe i'll get a big fake beard and wear a turban... wonder how many fights I could get into?

Im going to go as a zombie. Im going to smoke up before I go out though, so my eyes are lookin there bloody reddest.

Or what costume would go better with pitch red eyes, a dracula costume?

I'm thinking of actually dressing up this year, as a clown in a bloody clown suit. Then I can tell my joke:

What's the worst part about killing children?

Getting the blood off your clown suit.

i used to walk around in an orange rainsuit with a gas mask on and a modified metal detecor and "search" for radio active material with my friends until we got in trouble for putting coution tape up and had metal weed sprayer containers filled with glowstick goo and we "accidently" sprayed a few people hell it made the paper

I plan to do a ritual with orange, black, red and yellow candles with black magic incense and sandalwood, pumkin seeds and sunflower seeds are the meal and maybe some pumpkin pie if i feel like it.

2 Days before mischief night, I'm gonna smash some pumpkins (oldy, but a goody!)

On halloween, I plan on being a Roman Catholic Priest. Last year, I was a suicide bomber. Year before that, the Unabomber. Year before that, Skinny Joey (Merlino for those of you who are unfamilliar with the Philly mob scene.)

I may becoming old, but I can still find ways to temporarily retreat from the monotony of adulthood.

"Mr. Wyrm, Where were you on the night of October 31, 2002?"

"No Comment"

"Can you prove your whereabouts at approximately midnight on that date"

"Can any of us truly prove our whereabouts in the past short of a conjunction of synchronous memories? Memories which are fallable and can be altered or lost so easily? I don't recall, and I wasn't wearing a watch, so time frames are irrelevent to my memories of that date. Can you be more specific? In other words, where is it you THINK I was, that I may answer you in the negative or positive."

"Are you trying to be a smart ass?"

"No Comment, please call my lawyer now"

:P