I have all those wonderful qualities and exquisite constituents that any sane man or woman would fancy in a man.

All great men hitherto created by Nature have been bestowed, by Allah Himself, with either one of the following qualities: Great looks, great intelligence, great strength--and it has befallen by an infinity of internal and external causes that I, Brent Tannon AKA Erasmus Trebax, fourteen, was born with all of the aforementioned qualities, each crafted to absolute perfection: I am beautiful and effeminate; I am utterly, amazingly brilliant; and I possess a strong mind, unequalled self-esteem. I am tranquil and balanced, and I am forsooth the greatest Angel bestowed with a material existence--and henceforth I shall indulge in a life-long,--and even posthumous--metamorphosis of self-perfection--which is the essence of perfection itself. Perfection, my friends, is perfecting, contrary to popular belief; but I will rebuild Communism as the architect of the New World, and you will all LOVE me and you will ERECT STATUES resembling my frame and cities will be named after me and you will praise my greatness in poetry and music!! This is how much I am loved (for I think of The Absolute in totality, not mere sequences); if I ever shall be great, I have always been thus!

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Will You Marry Me Brent?

Uuuhhhmmm, I really don't know what to say to this. I mean,.... you sound like some pathetic kid who doesn't get attention aaarrgg nevermind.

That, sir, is the largest string of bullshit I've seen all week.

At least he is articulate.

Theta, you posted the EXACT same time I did, and my post didnt stick the first time...weird.

LOL. Your best troll yet.

lol at brent for bothering with this.

now imagine tr0g, Chibi and warweed had replied before me, put everyone above in a bag and hit it with a bat, you�ll always hit the dumbest shit on earth ...

*click*
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there is no Brent...
there is no Brent...
there is no Brent...

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now imagine tr0g, Chibi and warweed had replied before me, put everyone above in a bag and hit it with a bat, you�ll always hit the dumbest shit on earth ...

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LOL, I dunno, I mean chibi is an idiot, but tr0g is an idiot on a whole diffrent level. And btw chibi is only 14, tr0g is 36. Chibi can change, but there is no redemption for tr0g.

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put everyone above in a bag and hit it with a bat

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Originally posted by XeNobiTe:
LOL, I dunno, I mean chibi is an idiot, but tr0g is an idiot on a whole diffrent level. And btw chibi is only 14, tr0g is 36. Chibi can change, but there is no redemption for tr0g.

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you�re in that bag, too ...

(I guess I'll just go with the flow.)

AND DAMN PROUD OF IT.

Trog is like an idiot on a stick...

Whaa... What day is it?

Hmmm. I feel a tinge of sadness for brent.

Though shall be forgiven. Maybe.

Peace Renegade,

Where did tr0g go is he in the hospital?

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now imagine tr0g, Chibi and warweed had replied before me, put everyone above in a bag and hit it with a bat, you�ll always hit the dumbest shit on earth ...

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I refuse to take such abuse. I am intelligent shit.

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Originally posted by Brent:
I have all those wonderful qualities and exquisite constituents that any sane man or woman would fancy in a man.

All great men hitherto created by Nature have been bestowed, by Allah Himself, with either one of the following qualities: Great looks, great intelligence, great strength--and it has befallen by an infinity of internal and external causes that I, Brent Tannon AKA Erasmus Trebax, fourteen, was born with all of the aforementioned qualities, each crafted to absolute perfection: I am beautiful and effeminate; I am utterly, amazingly brilliant; and I possess a strong mind, unequalled self-esteem. I am tranquil and balanced, and I am forsooth the greatest Angel bestowed with a material existence--and henceforth I shall indulge in a life-long,--and even posthumous--metamorphosis of self-perfection--which is the essence of perfection itself. Perfection, my friends, is perfecting, contrary to popular belief; but I will rebuild Communism as the architect of the New World, and you will all LOVE me and you will ERECT STATUES resembling my frame and cities will be named after me and you will praise my greatness in poetry and music!! This is how much I am loved (for I think of The Absolute in totality, not mere sequences); if I ever shall be great, I have always been thus!

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Its bad when people lie.
I find it sad and pathetic when people lie to themselves.

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Originally posted by ThetaReactor:
I refuse to take such abuse. I am intelligent shit.

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rotflmao

That sounds like Brent's equivalent of-

"I am the Dragon. Before me you tremble."

If Brent were real he would be one funny character to laugh at.

Brent, I want your cock. Email me some pictures.

lol

What did you get that off the back of a cereal box or something?!?

stupid silly brent

Aww, Brent, don't let the other kids get to you. Remember, Stalin wasn't Mr. Popular either. You're on the right track.

Soon enough, you can even overthrow the Albertan Government. I'll even go as far as supporting you. You're probably more liberal than Ralph Klein anyways.

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Aww, Brent, don't let the other kids get to you. Remember, Stalin wasn't Mr. Popular either. You're on the right track.

Soon enough, you can even overthrow the Albertan Government. I'll even go as far as supporting you. You're probably more liberal than Ralph Klein anyways.

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That being the case, I'll raise my own army of Midgets just like Arkan did and come hunting just for you.

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Originally posted by Spirit of '22:
That sounds like Brent's equivalent of-

"I am the Dragon. Before me you tremble."

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Granted, it's a vague reference and could allude to many things; but is that the same "Dragon" as in "the Dragon Reborn"?

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Granted, it's a vague reference and could allude to many things; but is that the same "Dragon" as in "the Dragon Reborn"?

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I think he's talking about the next Hannibal Lecter Movie

dude, brent reminds me of one of my friends, well not friends anymore. he thought he was the collest kid ever because he scored with gr.8s btu no one liked him

yeah, Im talking about the movie. The nutcase serial killer says that in the commercial (The book fuckin rules guys)

i get high off brent-fumes, they are cool.

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I have all those wonderful qualities and exquisite constituents that any sane man or woman would fancy in a man.

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*pukes and moves on to a real topic*

>>>I have all those wonderful qualities and exquisite constituents that any sane man or woman would fancy in a man.<<<


I thought you only liked men? And aren't you kidding yourself? You are one of the most hated people here.

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>>>I have all those wonderful qualities and exquisite constituents that any sane man or woman would fancy in a man.<<<


I thought you only liked men? And aren't you kidding yourself? You are one of the most hated people here.

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But why? Every time I "lied", as some people put it, I was joking, and I made that crystal clear. Take, for instance, the whole dropping bricks on old ladies heads thing--only a madman or a fool would believe that I was not joking! By Allah!

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But why? Every time I "lied", as some people put it, I was joking, and I made that crystal clear. Take, for instance, the whole dropping bricks on old ladies heads thing--only a madman or a fool would believe that I was not joking! By Allah!

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Now that you've brought it up, Why did you deny making that post and blame someone else? That was a flagrant lie...no joke...a lie.

Nox

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Now that you've brought it up, Why did you deny making that post and blame someone else? That was a flagrant lie...no joke...a lie.

Nox

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No: at the time, I had no recollection of making such a post. Afterwords, as you recall, I remembered and confessed.

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No: at the time, I had no recollection of making such a post. Afterwords, as you recall, I remembered and confessed.

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Sounds like the typical response from a liar caught in their deception.

Its a message board, we all lie to some extent hiding behind our aliases. If you were to take everything at face value Brent would be the first openly gay communist dictator of Canada who happens to enjoy random destruction of traffic and injuring pedestrians.

LOL @ pikey

At least he dosnt seem to be rude and overly abusive for no real reason.... which is more than i can say for other members.

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AKO:
LOL @ pikey

At least he dosnt seem to be rude and overly abusive for no real reason.... which is more than i can say for other members.

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No offense AKO, but somehow I don't think you've been here long enough to make that call...

Just because i havent been posting dosnt mean i havent been reading.
I had another SN about 6 months ago... and i was reading before that.

Anyhow, i said seemed... meaning i was basing my comment on what he had said in this topic..... and i have seen rudeness in the past week that tells me... there are rude people on here...
I may b wrong... and Brent mite b the rudest person in the world, and i imagined the rude posts from the other users.
Then again i mite not be.

son, go read "The 48 Rules of Power", an excellent book that will startbyou on your accent to true power...


and once you have read it, and realize you are doomed to utterly fail, Jump so, and make those rocks nice and pointy...

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Originally posted by Brent:
But why? Every time I "lied", as some people put it, I was joking, and I made that crystal clear. Take, for instance, the whole dropping bricks on old ladies heads thing--only a madman or a fool would believe that I was not joking! By Allah!

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I would believe you if you had denied it completely but as I remember your story kept changing, maybe you didn�t do it but I wouldn�t be shocked if you did. After all you haven�t really given any reason to suggest your not capable, your sob story of regret for your crimes was amusing but did not resemble any jokes I know of.

v i p e r 2 0 0 2

Did you write all that yourself?

Anyway I didn't dislike you, at least not until I read that...

People who think they are perfect are fools.


Nah, I still don't dislike you... after all you're only 14.


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If Brent didn't exist, someone would have to invent him...