No, it's just everytime I make a joke about jews everyone comes at me like I'm some racist. Fuck this.

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Originally posted by Digital Cracka:
Those arn't orthodox jews. Those are messianic Jews.

the ones with dred sideburns and wear the black hats that stand at the wailing wall.

the orthodox jews look more like Catholics. only without a large Crusifix behind them

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they are Hasidic (sp?) Jews, messianic jews believe jesus was the messiah. when correcting someone, check your facts first.

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Originally posted by XeNobiTe:
No, it's just everytime I make a joke about jews everyone comes at me like I'm some racist. Fuck this.

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If you�re not a racist, then maybe you should learn the implications and assumptions of the words you use. Fucking child.

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Originally posted by Poindexter:

If you�re not a racist, then maybe you should learn the implications and assumptions of the words you use. Fucking child.

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So according to you, what I said was a racist remark? That pretty much shows who's the child around here.

Trying to bring me down to your loser level, and beat me with years of experience? I�ll pass on that �gift�, Santa...

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Originally posted by Poindexter:
Trying to bring me down to your loser level, and beat me with years of experience? I�ll pass on that �gift�, Santa...

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PPpffff that was weak man. You didn't even make it up. Barroom Hero said that as I recall. I'll give you another chance at being original.

i live right next to a town that is all hisidic jews. they wear black suits abe lincoln hats and all that shit. lakewood,nj

my biggest lie.-im not an alcoholic, i drink on occasion, socialably
ps. i cant spell

I Once Handcuffed A 5 Year Old To A Pole In The Middle Of Nowhere OR I Once Beat A Hobo To Death With A Bag Of Doorknobs


King Nothing.

pssssst can we go back to lies instead of fkn jews?

I TOLD A COP MY NAME WAS GEORGE BRADFORD! AND IT'S REALLY PARKER O'NEILL! WOHOOOO!

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Originally posted by Lokil:
Is anyone familiar with the concept that the bigger the lie you tell, the more believable it is? Post the best lies you�ve told, here.

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I really would love to...
But the Statute of Limitations hasn't run out yet.

My best lie's would have to be "I Promise, I won't tell anyone. No one will think you're a slut! I swear it won't hurt." you guys can make your own assumptions about those.
*laughs, and then says "fuck it" goes to sleep*

" don't worry, i swear i'm wearing a condom"
i wish i was...

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Originally posted by XeNobiTe:
I never lie.

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Thats your biggest lie?

I like how this turned into a religious debate.

My biggest lie ever would probably be nothing. I cant handle saying a big lie. People know when i lie.

My fellow Americans, I am not a crook (pre watergate)

My fellow Americans, I did not have sexual relations with that wouman (pre zipper gate)

My fellow Americans, I am a man of peace (pre W Bush)

My Fellow Americans, blah, blah, blah, (when any president says this they are more than likely lying out of their ass)

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Originally posted by sirhacksalot10:
My best lie's would have to be "I Promise, I won't tell anyone. No one will think you're a slut! I swear it won't hurt." you guys can make your own assumptions about those.
*laughs, and then says "fuck it" goes to sleep*

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"I grabbed the hooker by her hair..."