Comming Soon!!!!!!!!
(Lunch Lady Segment)
Guests:
Martha Gean
Mary lou

And your HOST:
ChrisTPuncheR
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From: ChristPuncher@


ChristPuncher:
Welcome Ladies And Gentlemen to the return of the christpuncher show. Today's Guest is Martha Gean and Marry Lou. Two Women that have the most disgraceful job on the planet. These Lady's are from Midland elementary school, and are victims of 12 years of ridicule.

ChristPuncher:
Martha Gean why do you put up with the ridicule from the children, must be very disgraceful, I bet you go home and cry.

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From: Martha Gean@

Martha Gean:
Well Mr. Puncher I like to stay with the school because of all the little children, and yes sometimes i go home and cry. but theres no harm in it.

-----Original Message-----
From: ChristPuncher@

ChristPuncher:
Well If are not having any problems why are you going to therepy? your shrink tells me that you are a phycosis
what about little billy?

Martha Gean:
AHHHH the peas the peas not the peas!!!!!!.................That's not fair. that little boy is the spawn of satan..

ChristPuncher:
It's just not little billy.. now is it? what about bobby, mike steve. the muffin incident????

Martha Gean:
Children will be children? they throw thing's?

ChristPuncher:
Not for three months strait? You think that there just being children there making fun of you for Christ Sakes..
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Why dont You tell me about the Pea Incedent?

Martha Gean:
Nooo the PEAS THE PEAS. It was all his fault. the little devil. he did it.....

ChristPuncher:
What exactly happened?

Martha Gean:
Well I was walking back from the cafeteria to the kitchen when little billy started the hotdog competitoion Hot
dogs where comming in from all directions, i took shelter in the kitchen. I was carring the large pan of peas
accross the kitchen, when the marbles came out of nowhere and i rolled into the caffateria. and along with me
came the giant pan of peas, as i fell the pan paraded to drench my poor fragile body with those slimy peas. as i
stood up the pointing fingers and laughing students and staff is what did it as i speed away, to the comfort of
my home.

ChristPuncher:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OHHH Im sorry I thought that was funny. So you ran away and went
home? Well tell the readers about the police officer that stoped you on the way home?

Martha Gean:
Well As i was driving home the officer pulled me over for speeding, As you know I was covered in pea goo and
it did not have a very pleseant smell. The police officer came to the car and told me i excerted my speed and
askes why i was driving so fast, say me covered in peas and started to laugh hisatrically. and let me go. Some
people can be so crule.

ChristPuncheR:
Next Up Marry Lou And her tragic Eppisode and the salsberry steak........


[This message has been edited by ChrisTPuncheR (edited 09-15-2002).]