I want to die in a pool of cherry flavored jello..a refreshing way to die

[fecal honey]

I want to jump off i tall tall building(like the twin towers..but i guess i cant doe that now can i?) with my pockets full of candy.

I want to be conscious till the last second. Preferably shot in the chest.

if i would die i would like to stick a colt .45 cl in my mouth and pull the trigger while getting a blow job by some hot babe

just after beheading osama bin asshair

Old age.

Set myself on fire in a crowded area, like at the movies or something, right near all the stupid slow moving people who always make me want to push them and yell "GO YOU SLOW FATASS CRAP! CANT YOU SEE THAT I AM BEHIND YOU?! YOU ARE SOLID MATTER, I CANT GO THROUGH YOU!"

That about sums it up.

for some reason, i imagine flipping a car at 100 mph after hitting a big boulder to be very stress relieving.

but really, i'm not sure which will kick the bucket first, my lungs or my liver. it's really a toss up. i always take pills like percocet with alcohol, and percocet contains acetaminophen, and that combo is supposed to do pretty bad liver damage. on the other side, i smoke a lot of pot and cigarettes... and stuff... i'd actually like to see a picture of my lungs, just to see how far along they are. The liver doesn't get black, so there's no way to tell. but the liver's smaller, so would it take less time to kill? arrgh, see, this is a tough one.

painlessly

It would be cool to get eaten by zombies like in Night of the living dead.... Hells yes!

Sky diving(no chute)into a elementary school playground in front of a bunch of little kids. If I'm going to die I want to traumatize people as much as possible. If not a playground, then a big fancy church on Sunday.

I want to explode while standing next to Z3m.

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Originally posted by Death_Pixie:
It would be cool to get eaten by zombies like in Night of the living dead.... Hells yes!

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Perhaps you mean Return of the living dead. one of my favs

In glorius battle.

it be cool to light yourself on fire and run around like a psyco or strap yourself to an atomic bomb and blow yourself out of this world

sexual exhustion is the way to go

Some sort of a drug overdose, or sexual exhaustion as mentioned above. And I like the idea of skydiving without a parachute into a schoolyard.

What would be the worst way to die for you?
I've always had a morbid fear of drowning, I think I would prefer many different deaths over drowning, no matter how painful.

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Originally posted by nihon_dude:
sexual exhustion is the way to go

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intresting .....


*Falls asleep*

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Originally posted by Zok:
"GO YOU SLOW FATASS CRAP! CANT YOU SEE THAT I AM BEHIND YOU?! YOU ARE [b]SOLID MATTER, I CANT GO THROUGH YOU!"

That about sums it up.[/B]

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damn man thats some funny shit i litrally laughed out loud that was the first time in a long time i actually laughed phsycally about a post


you did well

Probably right after I say something to the effect of "besides, your wife is tight as fuck"

Or maybe I'll go to a live television evangelist show. Right as he says "heal!" my head will explode.

EDIT:~ Worst way to die: Any stranglation or drowning. Followed by fire.... It's been said that while on fire you are still alive when your eyeballs explode from the heat. Wheee!

And with the gun in mouth while getting head thing. That happened in the Manson cult. A guy blew his head off while a girl was blowing his head off (cheap joke but still....). It's said to very pleasing to the girl.

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Originally posted by nihon_dude:
sexual exhustion is the way to go

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i say! use your other hand then it will last longer

i would want to go by teh way tin said with the revend saying heal then the head explodes that would be kick ass

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Originally posted by TIN the Kamio:

And with the gun in mouth while getting head thing. That happened in the Manson cult. A guy blew his head off while a girl was blowing his head off (cheap joke but still....). It's said to very pleasing to the girl.

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Now thats what I call "getting blown away".

I want to go like that black guy did in Alien 3 screaming abuse at a xenemorph chomping away at his body.

Peace Renegade,

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Death_Pixie:
[b]It would be cool to get eaten by zombies like in Night of the living dead.... Hells yes!

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Perhaps you mean Return of the living dead. one of my favs

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No, I can assure 'Night of the Living Dead' was what was meant.

That movie came before 'Return of the Dead[/i].

You say Return is your fav, yet you don't know of the other one? How well do you pay attention to a movie?

They talk about Night of etc. in Return. I don't recall exactly how it was mentioned, but they refer to it saying that the events it portrayed were really true.

Night of the Living Dead was good [both version, though I'll always have a special place for the first one, along with the first Texas Chainsaw movie].

Dawn of the Dead [the sequel] was better, I think. Some very subtle humor going on in that one [whether or not it was intended I can't say, but weed does reveal a lot that ain't meant to be there ]

all the films that you mention are but light weights in the wake of brain dead "or dead alive" to the americans.

when i sit here and think of dawn of the dead i can only remember the figure (in kilos) of a certain substance used as fake flesh, that substance was spam, and the amount. 325 KILOS. that is a lot of zombie brain. plus the great elevator music as they are in the hall is sooo cheesy. If any of you like dawn of the dead then get the dvd and listen to the commentary. That also goes for the whole evil dead series.

can rlpinca (sorry about the spelling if wrong) give me an e-mail at piggarro99@hotmail.com please, thanks, also feel free to add me to msn everyone

I would rather not die.

That would be more interesting.

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Originally posted by razorlines:
I want to jump off i tall tall building(like the twin towers..but i guess i cant doe that now can i?) with my pockets full of candy.

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UMMM...The sears tower?

-=MaTrIXSpirit=-

Well after a night of winning the hundred million dollar powerball, taking waaaay too many hits of acid, having a conversation with "GOD", base jumping Canary Cave, and an orgy with Charlize Theron, Rebecca Stamos, and Lucy Lui, my heart simply gives out, because there just is nothing left to do....

If you are gonna die, die big!!!!

These two men were to be executed in England, sometime in the 1600's.

The executioner told them they must choose how they wanted to die: Burned at the stake, or have their head cut off.

The first guy pipes up: "I'll take burned at the stake."

The other guy asks why he chose that.

The first guy says: "Wouldn't you prefer a hot steak to a cold chop?"

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I would rather not die.

That would be more interesting.

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So you'd be like 150 years old and totally decrepid and wasted, pissing yr pants in some nursing home and trying not to rub yr dick against anything in case the orgasm gives you a heart attack.

That would be interesting.

taking a shit and smoking a cigarette

Put nails through your hands and hang yourself off of a very tall and very populated area.

...pointlessly and violently.

I'd love to do a peacekeeping mission somewhere and get shot while waiting for authorization to shoot back from a UN commander who can't be found because he's too busy with Turkish hookers.

Or, I'd like to get shot in the back of the head for my empty wallet and expired passport.

Or, some hotshot cop who isn't going to let that guy with the burnt out tail light get away will speed through a redlight at 100 mph and t-bone me killing me instantly.

Maybe I'll get kidnapped and ransomed by the October 2nd Revolutionary Movement and get stabbed in the throat on video as an example of the lengths they will go to for peace, love, and equitible income distribution.

Ack! What a topic.. i've recently made another attempt to quit smoking. After all I don't wanna go out "death by cigarette" that is very fucking lame.

Probabaly overall the best way to go out would be some type of erotica related brain annureisim aka The Final Nut.

sexual exaustion would be good, but i wouldnt mind holding a paintball tournament with some real guns.

I also wish to die playing the most dangerous game.

There is only one answer to this:

When I go I want it to be quick, painless, and in front of 2.3 million screaming fans.

Ok here is my plan to put on a wingsuit and jump out of an airplane w/o a chute and try to land on a very steep hill and survive wich never would happen but thats what i would like to die trying.

CTR

Being choked by pussy like this lucky fuck.
http://www.snuffx.com/x/hf46gbv/headsup.mpeg

54 Stabs In The Chest


King Nothing.

Have my head instantly chopped off with a katana that has an edge 1 molecule thick after the highest point in the best mindblowing orgasm possible with the hottest woman concievable. Like, right after you hit the climax the immediate instance it starts to come back down.

Ground Zero of a Nuclear explosion, either my atomic structure would be atomized or i would die instantly of radiation, either way, its original and better than a slow death in a nuclear winter.

Be unexpectingly shot in the head with a .50 bmg. Quick, hopefully painless, and i wouldnt know so i wouldnt be scared as fuck about when it was going to happen.

Hello Folks
"The best way to Die would Be putting 50lbs
of C-4 on your body and Walking into the
COP SHOP..."HELLO,I"M HEREEEEEEEEE BOOM!!!!!

KHAINE

hmmm.... i reckon it would be pretty cool to be immortal, and then die because of the end of the universe. that would be gnarly, cuz you'd be all smart and other cool stuff, and plus you'd sort of get to see the end of the universe.

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Sky diving(no chute)into a elementary school playground in front of a bunch of little kids. If I'm going to die I want to traumatize people as much as possible. If not a playground, then a big fancy church on Sunday.

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My thoughts exactly. I was more thinking of hitting other people on the way down too, so I squish them with my body.

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There is only one answer to this:

When I go I want it to be quick, painless, and in front of 2.3 million screaming fans.

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Death Row it is then!!!

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Originally posted by MaTrIXSpiirit:
UMMM...The sears tower?

-=MaTrIXSpirit=-

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The CN towers in toronto

Driving at 240 MPH in a Bugatti Veyron, after stealing it from a rich fucker. then, driving it off a cliff at that speed, and fall 100 FT into a blaze of speedy glory!

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hmmm... do it in style, use a bentley or something. Or hire someone from Iraq who doesn't care to drive you off the edge in a stretch limo! with a jacuzzi in the back, aaahhhh, sounds good to me!

Rape Sites Are fuckin fake. They have bullshit written all over it.

Best way to die is Is Carbon Minoxide poisoning. Quick, painless, just how i like it.