While checking through other forums [which I do on occasion] I noticed one that I thought was going to be a joke I knew.

It wasn't.

So I posted it myself.

I thought I'd shre it here as I don't think all that many go that forum [maybe they do, who knows?]

[BTW, I think it was Bad Ideas.]

Ok, here goes.

Ready?

Did you hear about the guy who got a vasectomy through the Sears catalog?

Now every time he gets excited the garage door opens.


[ok so it was big to-do for nothing? Sue me ]

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

the white horse fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

the owner hosed him off.

Zok > The first time I heard that - which wasn't all that long ago - it took me quite a while to get it; and I'm usually pretty quick on the joke up-take.

My turn:

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bartender?"


Another one:

Two chipmunks were in a bathtub. The first one says to the other: "Pass me the soap."

The other replied: "I can't, it's a radio.

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bartender

i dont get it, can someone explain

"toothless"....."where is the bar tender?"

Get it now?

Meta, I don't get yer third joke, with the chipmunks

me niehter or the first one.

whats brown and sticky????

a stick u sick fuck

Did you know it is spelt "metaphysician"?

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell it the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?
His owner gave him a bath with Bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty Joke?
Bubbles is the Owner's mother.

i get the joke.... HOHOHO

Meta, that chipmunk joke is classic. I told a few people at work about it and we pulled it on 10 people in a row. Everytime somebody fell for it, they would join the crowd. You can imagine how the last few people felt standing in a room of 10 people all pretending to get a joke they couldn't understand. That brought back some good memories, Thanks.

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that horse joke is hilarious

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Originally posted by Brent:
Did you know it is spelt "metaphysician"?

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I was going to sit back and call you such things as 'A stupid ignorant f**k', 'A mindless lump of protoplasm with aspirations to be a janitor', perhaps 'Whatever is below pond scum in the food chain', then realized that 'Brent' is about as low as I could go.

I was going to do that, but I won't.

BTW - dipsh*t, Metaphysician, is spelled that way; Metaphysicist is spelled just like I have typed right there.

If I wanted to use metaphysician, I would have.

I didn't so I don't.

[F**king Kids!]

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Brent, a physicist and a physician have nothing to do with eachother dumbshit. Didn't you post a topic a while back on having the vocabulary of a 3rd grader but has a autistic sevant like ability to spell?

someone tell me about the chipmunks and the sears catalog im not that bright on theses jokes

Well I'll just spell it... " Metaphysicist " But then again I'm just a Farmers Daughter... You DO know the Deff. of a Farmers Daughter right?! We sow our wild Oats on Saturday..... And go to Church on Sunday Praying for Crop Failure! ~(^-^)~� Kat

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My favorite joke of all time.

Knock Knock

Whos there

Runip

Runip Who ?

Peace Renegade,

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Originally posted by Metaphysicist:
I was going to sit back and call you such things as 'A stupid ignorant f**k', 'A mindless lump of protoplasm with aspirations to be a janitor', perhaps 'Whatever is below pond scum in the food chain', then realized that 'Brent' is about as low as I could go.

I was going to do that, but I won't.

BTW - dipsh*t, Metaphysician, is spelled that way; Metaphysicist is spelled just like I have typed right there.

If I wanted to use metaphysician, I would have.

I didn't so I don't.

[F**king Kids!]

[This message has been edited by Metaphysicist (edited 09-12-2002).]

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Metaphysicist is not a word.
You thought that a metaphysicist is one who is skilled in metaphysics. The correct word would be "metaphysician"; you were not aware of that owing to your ignorance in the field.

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Originally posted by TOWCHBob:
Brent, a physicist and a physician have nothing to do with eachother dumbshit. Didn't you post a topic a while back on having the vocabulary of a 3rd grader but has a autistic sevant like ability to spell?

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No; if I did, it would be quite irrelevant to what we have been discussing.
See my above reply.

Wow, you are a bitch.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks at him and says, "Hey why the long face?"

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Originally posted by Metaphysicist:
You , my child, are and ignorant dumb fuc*ing bastard whose vehicle of evolution was the small pox virus. You're a paramecium, you're several species of small furry animals [gathered in a cave and grooving with a pict]...

Let's see, what else?

You have the mental agility of a very small soap dish.

Oh yeah: of your lineage the female of the canine species predominates.

You smell like a bus.

If fashion law were ever enforced, you would face a life sentence without hope of parole.

Of your physiognomy, since it occupies the space on the front of your head, it must be a face.

[b]Metaphysicist[/B]

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Okay, now's the time you provide us with some evidence to support your absurd claims.