an old man walks in to a bar and sees hitler and a little hitler on his knee..
"fucking hell you are hitler" says the old man,
"i know for a fact you are dead"

well hitler goes on to explain that he was given a second chance be the devil, and he is teaching his son so he can go on to kill twelve million jews... and a camel..

why a camel says the old man..

AHA SAYS HITLER, I TOLD YOU SON, NO ONE CARES ABOUT JEWS...

lol i had to smirk at that

Heh man, at first I didnt get it, thjought about, got it now, heh and bah, racist jokes are everywere.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?


A pizza dosnt scream in the oven....that was to sick for me my friend told me that one(joking of coarse) But I still dont like rasicist jokes....sex jokes are another story.....

heh, thats pretty funny. Ive got an aresenel of black jokes, but if i post them people will get offended.

haaaa, that is great!

hey it is the 21st century, post them all

Yeah, I think most of us are smart enough to know they are just jokes.

i was going to cut and send them to the fbi???

anyone that cannot hack a joke should not go out of their front door

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Originally posted by Agent Boris_KGB:
But I still dont like rasicist jokes....sex jokes are another story.....

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Maybe you feel more at home at bombshock then

HAHAHHAHAHA

fuck you nigga!?....any one ever heard of the BFI garbage service....well would do you think the BFI on all the trucks mean?


...black family inside....

heh, nice to know Boris aint afraid to post his jokes....

a boy goes to his dad (a black man) am i a jew or a black man. his father says you are both, the boy goes to his mum ( a jew) and asks am i a jew or a blackman. she says both.

he grabs his mum, shoves her in the front room and grabs his dad and does the same, look am i black or a jew, i need to know.

WHY the both say.

cos timmy is selling his bike for 100 quid and i wanna know if i should offer him 30 or just fucking nick it

lol piggarro.

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

He doesnt know he is black!

What did the black lady that had an abortion get?

a $500 check from crime-stoppers

What do you call a black mexican?

Too lazy to steal

Thats enough for now

Why do jews have such big noses?

Because air is free.
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How do you starve a black man?

Hide his food stamps under some work boots.
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How do you hide something from a jew?

Put it under a bar of soap.
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What has six legs and goes "ho-de-do, ho-de-do?"

Three black guys running for an elevator.



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What do you call a black priest?

Holy Shit

a priest is taking a piss in the bathroom of his church, another preist walks in and starts pissing in the urnal next to him. he looks down and sees that the preist next to him has a nicotine patch on his dick. he says to him, "i think thats supposed to go on ur arm or chest". the priest with the patch on his dick says, "it seems to be working so far, im down to two butts a day.

(excuse my spelling, i cant spell for shit)

Oi Vey! No one cares about us poor jews. All you do is persecute us and ignore how we are persecuted, Oi Vey just give me a few more billions. Oi vey how can you joke like that, oi oi oi, even though you sacrificed millions of yourselves so we could control Europe and killed millions of more your kinsmen in Europe so our jewish enslavement of the world would be complete, how dare you joke. Oi vey, oh what a world, what a world......... http://www.FAEM.com

Maybe if you'd stop speaking that yiddish crap, people wouldn't want to kill you.

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A passenger plane is losing engine power, and the crew is desparate to drop some weight. They've already thrown all the luggage out, and they're forced to start dumping people. In an effort to be fair, it is decided that passengers will be dumped in alphabetical order.

The captain comes over the PA: "Okay, folks. We need all the African Americans to please move to the door. All African Americans to the exit, please."

A young black boy turns to his father and says, "Pa, aren't we African Americans?"

The father turns to the boy and says, "No, son, we're not African Americans."

The captain continues, "Alright, everyone. Now, we need all the blacks on the plane to move to the exits. All the blacks, please."

The boy turns to his father again, "But Pa, aren't we black?"

The father replies, "No, we're not blacks, son."

The PA system crackles again. "Please stay calm, everyone. Now, if all the colored people will please move to the exits. All the colored passengers."

The boy, thoroughly confused, turns to his father once again. "Pa, I know we're African American, and we're black, and we're colored. Why aren't we gettin' up?"

The father turns and looks at his child. "No, son, we're niggers today."

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Oi Vey! No one cares about us poor jews. All you do is persecute us and ignore how we are persecuted, Oi Vey just give me a few more billions. Oi vey how can you joke like that, oi oi oi, even though you sacrificed millions of yourselves so we could control Europe and killed millions of more your kinsmen in Europe so our jewish enslavement of the world would be complete, how dare you joke. Oi vey, oh what a world, what a world......... http://www.FAEM.com

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Well THAT guy seems a little up himself...too good for ENGLISH eh?

Q: How do you fit 6 elephants into a VW?
A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back, cut the other 2 into 1/4's and shove 'em in the trunk.

Q: How do you fit 6 million Jews into a VW?
A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back 5 999 996 in the Ashtray

HAHAHHAH

What did Hitler say to the black jew?


Get to the back of the oven.

Incest joke about jews (this one really sucks):

"The father gives his son some money and tells him it's time to 'go find a woman'. On his way, he meets his sister and she tells him he can 'have' her and they can split the money.

Afther they had sex, she tells him that he's better than pops. He replies: 'that's what moms said to me.'"


Now that's a crapy joke.

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What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit

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There is an African clergyman called Cardinal Sin...

how do u circumsize an indian??
kick his sister in the jaw

ok this indian chick wants to borrow the car from here dad but he says"u have to suck my dick". soshes all like thats disgusting and gross but he stands by his word"u have to suck my dick!" she starts realizing that hes not kidding but she really needs the car to go to the party so she will be accepted. so she gets on her knees and start sucking. then says "this tastes like shit!" and teh father says"ya i know. your brother borrowed the car yesterday"!!!!

hahahhaha

how do kill 500 mexicans?
throw a nickel off a cliff

how do u kill 500 more?
tell em its still down there

how do u find the richest mexican?
the one with the nickel

aye

oh and

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can you smell that ....sniff....sniff....

i smell hatred in the air ....sniff....


oops i farted

hehe

nice one war weed that was prime adn bretn so what if people make fun of jews we make fun of ala races.


here a another kiddie joke

what type of file make a small hole bigger??

a pedifile

nasty

that was a bit too funny, i did like that. i cant wait till college to tell a few of these,

i liked the big nose jews one, and the long and black. but i just love this one...

whats the difference between a paedophile and a tortoise...

we all read the story about the race and got told the tortoise waited for the hare!

Aye, I dont get it :S

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Originally posted by Brent:
Anyone who insults the Jews as a race ought not only to be silenced at once, but executed.
I support the execution of anyone who insults White Caucasians, Jews, or Mongoloids.
The greatest men to have ever lived have been either Jewish or White Caucasian.
Please do not insult the Jews ever again.

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That's a very pompous defense of a xenophobic, hateful, racist religion like Judaism.

It's just like Christianity, but the Christians don't yet have the racial basis that Judaism does.

To me, it's funny when anyone dies for an idiotic religion. Especially a xenophobic, racist religion like Judaism or its sister, Christianity.

big words hurt warweed12's head please simplify