Ok, I am new to the boards here, but I doubt anyone will find this offensive.

I wanted to tell a funny story about something that happened yesterday. Well, kinda funny, sort of.

I was at a "raver" club in NYC and waiting to use one of those tiny unisex bathrooms, the kind that is like 3 feet by 3 feet and one person at a time. I stood there for a minute, a guy walked out smiling all big, so I opened the door to go in.

Then I see this spanish e-whore in there, totally geeked on something. I think she did K. The first thing I noticed was her red slut dress was all wet from splashing water on herself... definitely very very high.

Then I look at her face. Kinda cute, cept for the glassy eyes and blank stare... wait a second, what's that on her face?

OMG it was too funny. This slut had a massive Peter North sized load of cum all over her face, clinging to her cheeks, on one of her eyes, and a nice dollup in her hair too. She was just standing there, so bent she didn't have the sense to clean it off.

I doubt she was "forced to suck" or anything... I see her there every weekend doing stuff like boinking dudes on couches and flashing her taco to the DJs.

The best part was after I stood there staring this trainwreck for a few seconds, a bouncer ran up to the door, said something about how he can't let her into the club looking like that, shut the door and LOCKED IT. Hahahahahaha

Alright flame me. I won't get the chance to respond until tomorrow this time, so don't think I am just hiding, ok?

That sounds like a decent club! Definitely worth a visit if I'm NY.