those stupid fibre drinks. haha... all i have to say is that i am a regular sunofab|tch

i'm not ashamed to say it, hehe... i shat every day when i get home fome school...

i'm just stating that i am really regular!

I for one can barely contain my joyous euphoria upon the long awaited news of your regularity.

Wa-hoo.

lol...I dont know if I should congratulatoryly(err...whatever sp) pat you on the head...or...the ass....

heh

whoaaa....another dual timed post... I saw one like it in another thread today....

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Originally posted by Global Dominator:
I for one can barely contain my joyous euphoria upon the long awaited news of your regularity.

Wa-hoo.

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that is quite posobly the funnyest thing i have ever heard

i feel sorry for the man that doesnt drink, he wakes up in the morning and knows thats the best hes gonna feel all day, but the man who drinks wakes up and looks forward to that fucking hangover to go away.

i have a personal toilet at one of my jobs; i can eat fucking mongalian beef, spray everywhere at any time, and no one will ever know/care. It's seriously worth the pay decrease.

I thought this was about Alcohol at first.

I get my fiber through beer.

mmmmmmmmmm... beer fiber.....

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Originally posted by shoestring:
i feel sorry for the man that doesnt drink, he wakes up in the morning and knows thats the best hes gonna feel all day, but the man who drinks wakes up and looks forward to that fucking hangover to go away.

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I'd rather feel good off the bat then have to gradually work my way up to it.

i shat when i got home from school and shat again when i got home from work!!!

...and I poop in an outhouse.

Just do it when you gotta, as nature intended. Nature did not intend for you to be shitting the same time every day. Nature is not regular, why should you be?