yup. thats me. uh... drop by and say hi if ya want.... bye bye.

Welcome. I already hate you.

*6C takes a piss and misses the toilet*
*accidently gets hand wet.*
*shakes The Parkinator's hand.*

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Originally posted by 6C:

*accidently gets hand wet.*

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Liar, you did that on purpose.

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Originally posted by rlpinca:
Liar, you did that on purpose.

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Shhh.... He doesn't have to know.


[This message has been edited by jack's missing mind (edited 09-01-2002).]

I think he liked it.

wow... I dont mean to be rude, but I smell something bad here. I just want a hi. Not a fuck u-slap in your face. Thanks.

If that's the case, then you might want to just leave now. Noone is ever nice here.

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Originally posted by Wintermute:
If that's the case, then you might want to just leave now. Noone is ever nice here.

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well almost never! Hi! bye the way will ou help me get my quarter out of the toilet?
*hand dripping as we shake*

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Originally posted by TheParkinator:
I just want a hi. Not a fuck u-slap in your face. Thanks.

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Nobody gave you a fuck you slap in the face. We would if we could reach you.

Calm down skippy. Sarcasm is what keeps totse alive.


Hi.

"drop by and say hi if ya want"

I'm in salem, maybe i'll drop buy with a gas can and some matches, maybe i'll bring a bat and that big guy who just got out of jail for ass-raping someone from the ghetto in lynn...

just kidding

There is someone from nahant who pulled a fucking knife on me in a fight and cut my hand on the 4th of july, i'm offering a $1,000 reward if you know who did it, all I know about him is he lives in nahant. He has a red-and-black iron horse mountain bike. If you did it you better be running and hiding like osama bin laden.

I can be nice!

*gives TheParkinator a papertowel to wash off all that toliet water.* Hi

Totse is definately run on sarcasm, but lately I think immaturity has taken it's toll.

dont feel bad TheParkinator, all the newbies get made fun of. Just dont turn out to be another jak or brent.

I feel bad for the people who bug newbs in the first place. It shows a lack of intelligence, proven by doctors on many occaisons. It also shows fear of what is not known. Know me. I am Parker. Stop your insults and grow up. Be nice to me and i'll return the favor times two. Be an asshole and i'll return the favor with a lance so immense it will go through you. Possibly literaly. So be happy. DON'T BETRAY THE INNOCENT BEFORE THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO BEFRIEND!

haha. Thats funny. When have doctors ever conducted studies on people who flame newbies?

You didnt follow my advice, i predict your future at totse to be a flamatoreus one.

Maybe just maybe you will be a great one. Hmm my sources say no.

Peace Renegade,

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Originally posted by TheParkinator:
I feel bad for the people who bug newbs in the first place. It shows a lack of intelligence, proven by doctors on many occaisons. It also shows fear of what is not known. Know me. I am Parker. Stop your insults and grow up. Be nice to me and i'll return the favor times two. Be an asshole and i'll return the favor with a lance so immense it will go through you. Possibly literaly. So be happy. DON'T BETRAY THE INNOCENT BEFORE THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO BEFRIEND!

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That's some funny stuff! LOL! Especially about the lance, I'm still laughing....

danm stop crying, were all assholes here

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Originally posted by TheParkinator:
wow... I dont mean to be rude, but I smell something bad here. I just want a hi. Not a fuck u-slap in your face. Thanks.

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I didn't fuck you or slap you, I shook your hand...what's so wrong with that!? ... A lot of people here will help you, bla, bla, bla

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Originally posted by TheParkinator:
I feel bad for the people who bug newbs in the first place. It shows a lack of intelligence, proven by doctors on many occaisons. It also shows fear of what is not known. Know me. I am Parker. Stop your insults and grow up. Be nice to me and i'll return the favor times two. Be an asshole and i'll return the favor with a lance so immense it will go through you. Possibly literaly. So be happy. DON'T BETRAY THE INNOCENT BEFORE THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO BEFRIEND!

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Shut up, you'll be doing it after you get 300 posts, it's a joke ya know? Let's shake the old 8ball and see how your future will turn out...

*Shakes magic 8ball*

*Ask again later.*

Cheap scam, lying sonofabitch!

*6C throws 8-ball at wall...*

the wierd orange mad face. kinda looks like a chinaman

ans 6c don't buy 8balls at sanfran.

Uh, hi.

Now you have to get off your ass and learn to be a complete dickhead, or you'll never fit in on this board. You keep acting this vulnerable, and one of the bloodthirst regulars will go for your throat...

Be an asshole and i'll return the favor with a lance so immense it will go through you.
Possibly literaly.

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ok IM conFUSed, does this mean you like us or hate us?
or do you "love to hate" or "hate to love"

And this lance thing are you trying to tell us you are well hung or that you have a big dildo? But before you answer that you should know that "I DONT SWING THAT WAY"!

Sorry butter cup better luck next time! but welcome

This message is only meant for the assholes. You know who you are:

Cover your ear... eyes if you aren't the asshole.
What is better.

The power of love
or
The love of power?

Chose the right one, then tell me what you are planning for your future.

[This message has been edited by TheParkinator (edited 09-05-2002).]

Yep, I hate you. You may die now.

I don't know, he kind of sounds like a big fluffy bunny. You know the kind, the ones that have a deep, festering, gaping mental wound. And a machete hidden behind their back.

I hate bunnies too. A chunk of lead hitting them at close to 4000 fps makes them somewhat entertaining though.

Oh, love of power, definitely..

If you can't take a friendly beating you don't belong here.

and bob?

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*KamikazePimp dons the executioners mask & garb*

*Takes out a paddle with a heart-shaped hole in it*

*Pulls down TheParkinators pants & undies*

*Whacks him in the ass with the paddle 50 times*


Here! Your initiation is over. U happy now?

lol

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Originally posted by MR.SMITH:
dont feel bad TheParkinator, all the newbies get made fun of. Just dont turn out to be another jak or brent.

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Hey Hey Hey! Jak Or Brent? I Do Believe Your Forgeting Someone.

Play piano song... Play piano song...