it was fucking enormous. should i take a photo and post it???

tell me soon because it is beginning to smell.

lol... that there was the only time i have really laughed out loud when i wrote lol.

ummm.....sure post it, just name it something that'll warn me to stay away *sigh* i know i'll end up clicking on it out of curiosity

i woke up from this weird nap yesterday in which every dream i remember having seemed to stem from the idea of takin' a shit.

one was about pulling turds from my ass with my fingers, another was about shitting over the side of a cruise ship...

anywho, i got up and went to the bathroom figuring that i must have been having these dreams for a reason.

the instant i sat down on the country blue vinyl, extra padded toilet seat and had time enough to blink, i took the fastest, most well-lubricated, perfectly proper shit i've ever had in my life.

everything came right out and slipped under the surface of the water without even the faintest of burbles in a matter of seconds.

not that anyone cares, but damn... i've been around for a number of years and never experienced anything so effortless.

ahhhhhhh... bowels... gotta love em.

scorched weasel, you are like the uncle i dont phone up, cos he fiddles little kids i guess.

no just kidding, i know you will, i didnt like shit city but i bet you did!!!!!!!

lol

Oh baby yeah *cums from the mear excitment of thinking about shit*

besides I won't indulge in excrement excitment with children, only consenting adults of the canine.......uhhhh i mean human race....wait...i meant all of his accusations are untrue and completly made up...maybe

[This message has been edited by ScorchedWeasel (edited 08-07-2002).]

if someone said to me

"i am going to pay you 3 million quid to eat a persons shit"

i would stamp on their head until their fucking eyes popped out. how can someone do that kind of thing.

damn faecophiliac....

maybe some people value quid more than their health and popularity with the ladies

faecophiliac....faecophiliac.....faecophiliac......damn! that's a fun word

I took a huge crap the other day. My guess was 2 feet long. just one solid piece of turd!

Does this mean you're not full of it any more?

Nox

one word : JAPSCAT

the purpose of &totse has now been served. pack it up boys, check the box on that list of your life goals. im goin to disneyland.

totse has gone to shit

no, not really, but i hadda say that

This reminds me a prank I pulled a couple years ago while at a hotel party.

One of my friends got a couple drunk girls to accompany him into the bedroom. About an hour later they passed out and fell sound asleep.

Back in the kitchen I located a empty dorritos bag and convinced another friend of mine to poop in the bag.

With james bond skill I picked the cheap hotel door lock and stealhfully made my way into the bedroom with the smelly bag of poo in hand. I placed it underneath the head of the bed and we barracaded the door. Within an hour later the smell was so horrific they were begging us to open the door.

The girls were convinced that the guy they were sleeping in bed with crapped his pants.

Mission seccessful.

^5's ILP. you should have ate some asperigus too and pissed all over his sheets heheheh

For the purposes of getting you shameless shitters on to a more productive lifestyle-
www.ratemypoo.com

Those of the squeamish persuasion should not click the aforementioned link. That said, make it a Kodak moment...

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Originally posted by piggarro99:
if someone said to me

"i am going to pay you 3 million quid to eat a persons shit"

i would stamp on their head until their fucking eyes popped out. how can someone do that kind of thing.

damn faecophiliac....

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Then take the 3 million.