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 #1 
Old 2002-07-12, 07:01
person101 person101 is offline
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Default ways to relieve stress

ok i have bad things building up inside of me and i need a way to get them out of me before i go on a psycho killing spree cuz i don't want to spend my life in jail? ne suggestions besides the obvious wackin it?
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Old 2002-07-12, 07:06
Dr Know Dr Know is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

Smash something to pieces

Walk out into the back yard with an axe and smash the shit out of the biggest tree you see.

Also putting a picture of something or someone you hate elevates the feeling of accomplishment
 #3 
Old 2002-07-12, 11:34
gun-nut gun-nut is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

buy a BB gun, then empty the BBs
on some tin cans or dummy targets...
you would somehow feel better...

if you still feel stress, buy a crab(alive)
and shoot it's shell, see how it react and
laugh at it...
(dun use a high power BB gun, just enuff
to pierce 2 to 3 sheeta of papers)

still not enuff ?

WARNING, THE BELOW INFO IS NOT SUITABLE FOR
AGE 14 YEARS AND BELOW

1)make a BB zipgun
2)get a lobster
3)shoot it in the head
4)see how it bleed and admire it dying
5)clean up...
(that's to prevent you from going into
killing rampage)
 #4 
Old 2002-07-12, 12:33
quandary quandary is offline
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what happened to the hamster?
 #5 
Old 2002-07-12, 14:33
gun-nut gun-nut is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

hamster costs too much and add on to your
stress if you punch a bullet into one which
costs you a lot...
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Old 2002-07-12, 14:55
tr0g tr0g is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

quote:
Originally posted by person101:
ok i have bad things building up inside of me and i need a way to get them out of me before i go on a psycho killing spree cuz i don't want to spend my life in jail? ne suggestions besides the obvious wackin it?


Last physical exam I was getting there was a Poster on the wall with 100 ways to releave stress. The first was Breathing slowly. The 2nd was think about good thoughts And the third Sex or Masturbation.

Heres a jar of Vasoline. Go jackoff before you kill someone you Pyshotic fuck.
 #7 
Old 2002-07-13, 23:33
maddcow007 maddcow007 is offline
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Cry. *Insane laughter*.
 #8 
Old 2002-07-13, 23:52
confuzious confuzious is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

Just go find a ghetto and pick a fight with a random person.
 #9 
Old 2002-07-14, 01:03
grungymagician grungymagician is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

go to a local park and tear down all the trees
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Old 2002-07-14, 02:21
mcfryed mcfryed is offline
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i agree with trog, get some k y jelly and make sweet love to the person you love the most, which is yourself. if you dont feel better then play gta3
 #11 
Old 2002-07-14, 15:12
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Through the looking glass
Default Re: ways to relieve stress

Do something violent that won't get you in trouble. Smash things around your house or bludgeon people to death in a video game or just beat off. Something violent helps curb the violence.
 #12 
Old 2002-09-29, 01:50
NAAGAL NAAGAL is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

weed and alcohol, the answee to all of lifes problems
 #13 
Old 2002-09-29, 02:29
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Facedown in the shag rug.
Default Re: ways to relieve stress

Stay away from textured metal signs. I tore my knuckles to pieces one day on one of those...

Get to know someone with a good punching bag.
 #14 
Old 2002-09-29, 02:36
6C 6C is offline
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Become a junkie and shoot some heroin. That'll keep you from acheiving your dreams!
 #15 
Old 2002-10-03, 00:57
Carisa Carisa is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

get a massage

take a bubble bath

blow bubbles outside on a sunnyday

float in a pool on a raft and fall asleep

take a trip to disney world

go shopping
 #16 
Old 2002-10-03, 01:11
rlpinca rlpinca is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

Start exercising or doing something to keep yourself busy. Sitting on the computer doesn't count.
 #17 
Old 2002-10-03, 01:15
InaneStoner InaneStoner is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

Start bodybuliding, it relieves stress. If your still pissed after your workout you'll be too damn tired to do anything. Except smoke a joint, which you should do if you feel like killing yourself or others.
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Old 2002-10-03, 01:33
majikchemist majikchemist is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

go find a dog that's chanined up and put a hot dog or a peice of meat roight outside the chain....

mace your friends....

buy a mortar shell and put it in someone's yard...

go drive really really fast...

beat off...
 #19 
Old 2002-10-03, 02:39
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Antipodes
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Glass of bourbon and a cigarette or 2
 #20 
Old 2002-10-03, 03:54
dopeman420 dopeman420 is offline
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do everything everyone else has said all at once. see ya in the obituaries.
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Old 2002-10-03, 05:58
Renegade Renegade is offline
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Just go smash some stuff up. Dont do other peoples property over though - that'll put you in Jail.

Peace Renegade,
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Old 2002-10-03, 07:02
MaijinKai MaijinKai is offline
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Default Re: ways to relieve stress

i kinda get the same problem m8, bad thoughts the world sucks, cant take any more of this shit, they gotta pay etc like InaneStoner said start body building if not any form of physical exercise cos it burns stress hormonesthe reason beating the shit outa something feels good/relieves stress is cos it burns stress hormones, so go whack off, beat the hell out of a punching bag/random peron in the ghetto u know u dont have 2 attack them, just byu some cheap ass glasses wear a cheap shirt and act real gay near em and they should attack u lol then u dont have the following legal probs ;D
 
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