He wants a shoehorn


The kind with teeth


Because he knows there's no such thing.

the search for a soulmate is over. my spiritual guide (scooby doo) told me that once i met another who believed in the toothed shoehorn that my quest would be complete. enigma???

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

people should get beat up for wanting other people to get beat up.... hey wait.... but that means.... hey... uhhh.... ouch...... stop it...... oooohhhh.... ow! stop it! hey that really smarts......

this all makes sense after last nights conan o'brien show. i must say, im not impressed with that song.

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Originally posted by RAOVQ:
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

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Do you believe that?

no its a song by 'they might be giants.'

i only learned this after last nights conan obrien show. so we all fell into a little joke here...

brainwashed idiots

i thought that that could cause a little confusion.

yeah, when i saw it on tv i knew i recognised it from somewhere, but couldnt figure out where. a few minutes later 'fammiecommie' popped into my head, and it clicked. i had a laugh, ill say that. you guys had some people confused. i sound like super fuckin dork over here now. whatever...

"He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair

but he doesn't get nervous
cause She's not really there"

Love ya junglist.

It's a distinct kind of sound, not everyone can get into their stuff.

i appreciate its obscurity. honestly, i had no idea that these guys still were a band till you posted about goin to their show.

What band??

they might be giants

they are very good