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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE UK: Buckingham Palace announced this morning that the smell of piss has now gone.

HA!

thats cold. yet funny.

HEY did you guys hear about princess di on the radio? on the dashboard? on the steering wheel...

God save the Queen
the fascist regime,
they made you a moron
a potential H-bomb.

God save the Queen
she ain't no human being.
There is no future
in England's dreaming

Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need.
There's no future
there's no future
there's no future for you

God save the Queen
we mean it man
we love our queen
God saves

God save the Queen
'cos tourists are money
and our figurehead
is not what she seems

Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
all crimes are paid.

When there's no future
how can there be sin
we're the flowers
in the dustbin
we're the poison
in your human machine
we're the future
you're future

God save the Queen
we mean it man
we love our queen
God saves


God save the Queen
we mean it man
there is no future
in England's dreaming

No future
no future for you
no fufure for me

The Sex Pistols said it all really.

The royal family are an embarrasment, a relic, a tourist attraction that live (extremely well, I might add), off our bloody taxes.

I might be anti-royal, but I'm not too enamoured of the government at the mo, either...

However, I still manage to be a patriot.

Weird, no?

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God Bless you Queen Mum
The Sun thinks you're just great
But what we all are waiting for
Is to see you in a crate

God Bless you Queen Mum
Your husband rots in hell
The only thing wrong with that's
you're not there as well

God Bless you Queen Mum
Your daughter's just as bad
Let's hope she dies of cancer
Just like her fucking dad

from class war


what did she die of

Of being 101 years old.

In south america many many people live to be around 120 years of age. The average age is like 102. so my guess is the Queen Mum drank to damn much and not enough excersize.

or maybe she just didnt eat enough worms, bugs and foliage.

princess anne was the one who drank and smoked too much

yeah:

What's pink and goes stiff after two strokes?

Princess Anne.

heh.

Shit you guys are cold.

Cold but dam funny heh...

I actually have a theory about this one. I dont know what it was like in other places, but over here in this backward-ass cunt-ry known as australia, the papers were reporting the queen mums death for like, three weeks. It was like this,
"And now, in news just in, the Queen Mother is still dead"
I think that they were keeping her memory fresh in our minds because she is going to rise from beneath the earth and begin a new regime of undead royals... or maybe not

the return

"What's pink and goes stiff after two strokes?

Princess Anne.

Heh."

Think you mean Margaret actually.