Alright, enough.

Mike, stop. Chris, stop.

It's not worth the fucking energy. Since the only other person who could solve this lovely little hate feud isn't around, I'm asking you both to stop it.

Please.

I know, she is tied up in my basement.

Mike? Chris?

what, yah my name is mike and that fag merob, aka z3m, aka z4m, aka bitchboy, is really a hater named crissy. He is just jealous of me and my game.

so what'd you guys do to dankgrl? and for the record, you guys are fucking hilarious. wintermute should let you fight it out. maybe we could have a live webcast and get you 2 together to beat it out. you should let us all in on the situation, i mean every detail. we'll be your court. you can spare nothing. we have to have the whole story so that we can provide an objective view. so lets hear it, mike, chris. max, z3m. c'mon, tell us who tried to kill who (are you tryin to kill dankgrl??) and why. i want to hear it all.

No I would never try to kill her, I do have her tied up in my basement though.

Yeah, ok mike.

ok what, should i send you a locc of her hair for proof? Its like that movie kiss the girls where I snatch girls off the street and keep em doped up in the celler.
No for real though I dont know how we got into my personal affairs, oh yeah that bitch decided to put my name in his mouth, whatch out cuz my cock is next.

*takes randomly a totsier as a hostage*

ok, ok, everybody�s fine ...

Now give us dankgirl back, or I�ll shoot this ...


But ...

tr0g ...

What are you doing here? You�re not a hostage, nobody would care if I shoot you!


*cries*


I want my mom back !!!

im still waiting for the details. details, max, mike, whoever, details!

and i liked dankgrl, so dont hurt her. and making idle threats and bogus claims of hostages is only making you look pathetic. if you want though, you can send her hair to the west virginia crime lab where i can test the DNA, but youll also have to release her to me, obviously ill need her to verify that the hair is hers, and you actually did have her tied up in your basement. i would be tempted to free her, but for the right price id let you have her back. this is one hell of a negotiation here, i get dankgrl, some hair, and either free her or get $$$ for not freeing her. its win-win for me. so hook it up!

On a serious note I do not have her tied up in the celler. And what it comes down to is that crissy fucked around and fell in love with a bitch and he cant stand to know someone else is hitting that shit. So he tries to put me down to make himself feel better about himself. Its really quite sad..He got played and now he wants to hate on a player. Dont be a player hater be a player congradulator.