There's a doctor in Japan who says that if the condom he himself makes, busts open, he'll perform the abortion for free. His clinic is next door to a restaurant. I can see couples taking advantage of his offer. Do you think that he off sets the abortion cost by selling the 'meal' to the restaurant?

Do the Japanese still eat babies? or was that an ancient custom that died out?

That's ancient bullshit. I stayed in japan for six months once, it was actually pretty modern and cool except for not being able to speak the language.