Well im not going to start a band, but maybe you are...Although I do play bass...

Please list some potencial names....

"Molten lava chastity belt"
"Bodies in the Garden"

"middle class heros"

"Who the Fuck is 'your name'"

"Steve Brown's Penis" (you know, the guy that authored the bulk of the Vampire: The Masquerade game books)

FATAL FRY....MOTORLIGHT....SYSTEMATIC ERROR

-unmoving target-
-first midnight-
-modern marvels-

Keep 'em coming... my band is currently nameless... mebbe the mighty &totse can provide me with a solution...

Black Magic?

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diverticulitis

"Brink Deer"

The Rubber Band....

What about "Anti-Pig Bastards"
"Wigger Thugs Gangsta Rawkers"
or
"The Bloody Wankers"

My band was actually going to use this one but our drummer didn't care for it. Anyway, "My Dog Is In Your Trunk"

my friends used to have a band called 'walt flannigan's dog' walt flannigan is one of the doods from jay and silent bob movies.

original suggestions: poop salad
first album could be called 'diarrhea dressing'

The band I'm working with right now doesn't have a name, yet. The male voice wants it to be Comfort, but I'm not partial to that because it's a reference to something completely different that we're working on and I think we should keep them seperate.

Ones I've thought of:

Victims Of The T.V
Howl
Dead Children
Slick Brain
Wailing Sea Monkeys
Just Us Kids

Cheers,
Lost

-hork
-the big hairy cow butts
-burlap
-folding chairs
-dog
-random word
-perfumed body
-crooked pins
-genetic default
-genetic defect
-other genetic variables

theres so many possibilities look in a dictionarry. i chose these randomly and quickly cus im bus but if you devote some time and do some brainstorming and mix ideas you'll get something good.

Infinite Sheep.

~Zero the Inestimable

Better still: "The Indiscriminate White Guys".

~Zero the Inestimable

"Disturbd Mindz"

"Hard Boiled"

"Nucleatic Rage"

My band <shamlessplug> http://plasticjesus.perfectidea.com </shamelessplug> has tried serveral different names. Here they are in chronological order:
Boss Taco
The Lost Causmonauts
Boss Taco and The Lost Causemonauts
Flacid Nail
The Unlovely
Plastic Jesus

Yeah like Bunghole said.
Greatful Dead got their name by using a dictionary.

"totetierhammer" (german for "dead animal hammer")

Try these:

The Crabapples...

Fuck my sister...

F. Lee Baileywags...

Personal Demons...

Love Daddy...

Jerkoff and the Goops...

Corporite(spelt wrong) Slackers

thats what i would call my band if i wanted to be in a band

-Hung Like Midgets
-Cannibal Gnats

I am trying to convince my guitar player that we should be called Midget Porno Rodeo

We haven't got a name for our band, it was "Horny Ted and the Aborted Babies" for a while but now at every gig, we call ourselves whatever the name of the band that we are warming up for is called. People tend not to like us.