The world is a wonderful place, worthy of both arghs, and ahhhs. I'm happy.

Forget about all the depressing things in your lives right now, and join me in an ahhh of contentment. There has to be one reason to be happy, focus on that and feel it.

Ahhhh..

But what if at a given moment, the thing that gives you the most happiness is that you've finally taken that enormous shit you've been needing for the last six hours? Wouldn't that be more of an unnnngh?

Oh.. did I ruin the spirit of the post?

*whistles*

i'm with spiffy on this one. i've just released a couple of chocolate hostages myself, and man was it satisfying.

as an added bonus, i got a clean break! no need to wipe! aaah the efficiency of the human body, or, more specifically, ringer.

Idiot, it's not Damsterdam, but Amsterdamn

it's whatever i say it is kid.

never forget that...