How come there isn't a medical forum?

Picture this.... you open a girls' magazine. What do you go to? Horoscopes? Nooo. True Life stories? What?! Those stupid friggin quizzes? I hope not....

Problem pages! Lets face it, they're fun to read, sometimes informative & helpful, and we have all at some point nearly wrote in to one (FHM, Maxim, or those crappy girly ones).

I would have wrote in, but there's virtually no chance of a reply. However, here at totse, they would all most likely get a reply.

So what about it Mods? Medical/Problem page?

Mebbe we cud call it 'Have you got any leeches for this?', or 'My favorite rash'.

P.S - while I (hopefully) hav ur attention, I'm just wondering... how many active members do we have now?

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[This message has been edited by MoRt (edited 03-03-2002).]

Why on earth do you people think moderators are all powerful?

We're not.

I'll state one more time exactly what we have the power to do.

Solely in the forum by which our names reside, we have the power to edit, delete and move topics and the power to edit and delete posts. That's it. Full stop.

We cannot make new forums, we cannot see your password or steal your account, we are merely guides.. priests and priestesses, not gods and goddesses.

Also, there's no way in the default ubb code to see how many active members there are, only how many members have registered in total.

guides lol

fuck it's dark in here

More like:
Light entertainers.. clowns and jugglers, not ringmasters.

actually suz forgot the part about us being able to pick any registered member as our personal sex slaves. thats why everyone wants to be a mod

Yeah, sorry, that's sorta my personal privilege anyway, regardless of my mod powers or not

Wintermute is great and all, but perhaps she's describing her own powers. I for instance can have you and all your futile attempts to connect to totse.com become impossible if I choose to.

[This message has been edited by Lokil (edited 02-28-2002).]

I have posters I don't like killed and then have somebody assume their identity. (ie. greenspam, white witch)

tr0g is next.

hay wintermute syphon detonater sins when are you mods

but tr0g is common property!

And of course, lokil lives in his own delusionary lil world..

If you have those powers, edit this post of mine lokil.

As for since when have I been a mod.. uhh, I've been a mod for about 2 years now I think..

once i chated to lokil and asked him his asl i actually promised to tell no one but what the hell it's just a stupid promise right his 11 years old turning 12 this year

Any 11 year old cool enough to send me free drugs is an 11 year old cool enough to hang around with me.

But only when my friends aren't watching.

yeh, lokil's pretty cool for an 11 yo.

Im pretty cool for a fetus

Ok you've nicely changed the subject here...
If u lot can't introduce a medical forum, who can? Is it just enigma? If so, there wasn't much point in posting this, was there? Also, can you tell me how many members we have, active or not, just outta curiosity? (If I've spelled all of this right I'll be amazed - I'm quite nicely wrecked)

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P.S - I'll b ur personal sex slave mute

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And the reason I'd want you as my sex slave is?...

Moderators can't tell you how many members there are either.

Back off Mort, that's MY sugarmomma.

dank will be very disappointed to hear that ...

uhhh why? Trippy's been my boy toy for a long time..

And that's GODDESS to you Trippy, not sugarmomma

btw, where�s my mummy? Haven�t seen her for some days ...

Hey.... I don't even remember posting that last thing... anyway, this post has gone off to-pic again...

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Originally posted by Wintermute:


If you have those powers, edit this post of mine lokil.

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That'd be a rather vulgar abuse of power, would it not?

Since when has that been a problem? Besides, I just asked you too.. wouldn't be an abuse of power, would be a display of it.

Oh yeah, by the way Mort, if you ever figure out how many members there are, you can have a cookie.

It's really not that hard.