Yeah, I thank all of you who gave me some good ideas to decorate my apartment....

Now who all can help me out with some good ass quotes from movies, books, TV, hell anything.....

Now these quotes can be funny, morbid, or anything just as long as they're all around cool.....

Especially anything from the Simpsons....


I think I'm gonna plaster em all over the walls of my crib.....

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck that which is planted; a time to kill, and and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance.
(3 : 1-4)Book of ecclesiastes

A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise councels: to understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.
(1 : 5-6)Book of proverbs

Though I speak with the toungs of men and of angles, and have a no charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.
And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have faith, so that I could remove the mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.
(1 :13: 1-2)Book of corinthians

I know that you probley already know most of these quotes but I typed em out just for you God the father of men but not of me so fuck off.

Am I missing something ?

Where did the translations come from ? The first 2 are Ancient Hebrew in the original... and the translation I remember was a little different. (Shrug).

"hard work pays of in the long run but laziness pays off now"

"dammit man tell me about the fucking golf shoes"

Varium et mutabile semper femina.

now does anyone know the book and verse of the quote that jules uses from pulp fiction??

"If the ambitious only knew it is as difficult to become incapable as it is to become great." - A.O.Spare

God81, in Pulp Fiction, he says "Ezekiel 25:17, the path of the rightous man..." The last line he says is actually Ezekiel 25:17.

"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."
-Ezekiel 25:17

Fuck me?, no fuck you!

ok im sick of you quote junkies and your dot dot dots! dammit, it gets so annoying, yeah it makes it seem like youre not finished and somehow you feel that it makes it more profound, but stop it! its lost all meaning! cant you see?! just say the damn thing.

There's a 'Z4m'? fucking christ why? fucking why

I decorated my dorm room once the same way.

I had

"There's no place like home after all the other places close" - Anonymous

"Abandon all hope yee who enter here"(had that over the door going out into the rest of the world)

"Beer, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems" - Homer Simpson

"We're on a mission from God" - Elwood Blues

"Wit is educated insolence" - Aristotle

"Do you ever look up inot the sky and wonder if there is intelligent life out there. Or are they just like us" - Anonymous

"too much month at the end of the money"

"lather, rinse, repeat... always repeat."

"i dont believe in beatles, i just believe in me"

"there is no spoon"

"meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..."

"four whores and seven beers ago"

Check out www.coolsig.com for some great sigs and such. Its not original but oh well. "I used to like political jokes until so many of them got elected."

It may not be a quote, but it's the best damn acronym know to man:

MILF

Good golly, that one should be plastered on everyone's walls

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Originally posted by Lokil:
There's a 'Z4m'? fucking christ why? fucking why

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Shhhh. I'm ignoring you.

"The best proof that there are extra terrestial intelligences in the universe is that everybody is silent."
-Arthur C. Clarke

"Lead us not into temptation, just tell us where it is and we'll find it ourselves."

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
-Some key chain I saw at the Quicky Mart.

~I know high people in places~

Dank.

I seen this on some dudes 1/2 ton truck...

"If you don't like logging, use plastic toilet paper"

"i read playboy for the articles, but i read high times for the pictures"

My dad used to have two stickers on his truck that said this: "Dont come knocking when the trucks a' rockin" and "Dont laugh it may be your daughter."

"Procrastination is like masturbation. It's fun while you're doing it, but in the end, you realize you're just screwing yourself."