Where are you, maybe he got busted.

busted for what?

Why, for dealing cocaine and killing people, of course!

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Originally posted by junglist:
busted for what?

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YOU dont know about Cobra, he is almost a TOTSE legend youve been here longer then I have.

how does one gain "legend quality"? is it like platinum status? lol!! just joshin' ya there. but yeah, he prolly got arrested 4 somethin really stupid. like on the way from his crack house (on the way to check in on his bitches) he got ganked from society for not picking up his dog's crap or sumthin'

he could be locked in the toilet.


he said sometihhgn a little while ago that hes either dead or in jail if he doesn't show up any more. i assumed he was going to rob a bank or sometihng.

Maybe he got a bad report card and his mommy took his computer away...

maybe he went to india and a snake charmer got ahold of 'im and now hes dancing in a basket.

or he came to west virginia and some freaky religious types are passin 'im around their church to see who god loves the best.

i seem to recall quite a few people making threats against his ability to get online. even thought most people make these threats wthout anything to back them up, there are, and always will be people that have the ability to follow through. personally i think his propensity for pissing people off worked its magic on the wrong people. he was good for a laugh, but i think his bads outweighed his goods. good riddance.

Cobra was recruited by the special forces of the United States Military to go and catch Osama Bin Laden. It was the smartest thing they could have done. Cobra was one bad dude. I don't wanna hear otherwise. That's what he's doing and that's why he's gone. Anyone who can take being shot twice can surely withstand deadly combat in Afghanistan. We won't be hearing from cobra again till Bin Laden is dead or captured.

cobra will kill that motherfucker with his bare teeth, skin him, and take him home to momma. a true american hero. (i dont even know if hes american, but if he kills osama been whatever he'll be an american hero, no matter his orgins.)

he's a bad mother shut yo mouf

Lol! Junglist what are you on today?

Dank.

its a secret concoction, half jack herrer and half silver haze. fresh out da closet and coming to a glass piece near... me!

but dont get any big ideas about tearing through my closets, cuz alls i have is clothes!

OK, fine. I'll just tear through your pyrex glass jars.

Dank.

dont worry, if you were near, id share

no i e-mailed him the other day he was playing with fire works and it blew his arms off he write back with a stick held in his mouth "technology"
no that was a sad joke the guy is fine his cool you can mail him @ copkiller_cobra@hotmail.com
the problem is he grew to old to listen to kewls like poindexter and tin knight and kiddies like that argue over whoes dad's got the biggest car

look dank, he�s back, none the dumber.

You fixed your "caps lock" button I see, Cobra.

Dank.

Americans can sleep easy tonight.

Cobra, I just realized that since you have no punctuation skills what so ever and appear to be insane is because,

You haven't learned properly yet how to communicate with words. Finally I understand what's been making you so angry and not understood. Add that with the fact you're aggressive and cynical, makes you a complete and comical character that renders you an absolute butt-of-every joke type of personality - that you accept...
... like the little redheaded step child you are.

holy shit now its diluted's turn to make us laff!

i still want to believe that he's out osama hunting though, that was my security blanket..

wait a minute, its my government that im afraid of...

Amazing cobra, I didn't think you were that dumb. Do I even have to point out how we know that it's you?

you better, fammie, hes too dumb to see it for himself.

I think that actually this is one of tr0g's alter egos.

Well, let's see...

"cobra is still cool"
right, what self respecting newbie would say that.

His spelling and grammatical errors are EXACTLY the same as ~~COBRA~~

He just registered TODAY! Yet he already knows ~~COBRA~~'s e-mail address, used it, and got a response.

This guy wants to make me put an axe through my computer screen, and the only other person to do that was ~~COBRA~~

~~COBRA~~ always posted around the same times:

weedisgood
Member
Posts: 24
posted 01-17-2002 11:36

~~COBRA~~
Regular
Posts: 1211
posted 12-20-2001 10:53

~~COBRA~~
Regular
Posts: 1211
posted 12-31-2001 10:56

EquANouX
Member
Posts: 5
Feb 2002
posted 02-14-2002 11:30

EquANouX
Member
Posts: 5
posted 02-14-2002 11:23

There's a lot more, but I'm really fucking lazy.

Oops, forgot.
This new queer is already calling Dank fat and trying to tear into her.

This might not be as good as sckbch and dank figuring out that greenspam is white witch, but it's a start.

i wish i was shallow enough to get a kick out of creating another nick and boosting my own ego by flaming others and shameless self promotion.

maybe ill make a nick like JunglistIsMyValentine and start a thread about my own greatness.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/003213.html

no it's me the namibian nice try dank cobra says your a childish kewl and the The_Famicommie thanks for using your brain instead of pretending to be stupid

If I was to say that I hate midgets and that they are possibly the funnyest thing in the world would that offend n e 1 on this board.

~~cobra~~ homepage catch him here http://www.copkiller.org/main.html

and now he�s talking to Mr. Hat! Poor revengeissweet.

My therory is that someone here sent Cobra a
trojan and his Home Shopping Network purchased computer is in the shop at Radio Shack, he sucked up to some dolt that thinks he's cool and they play on the computer after school. And that he isn't the big mon'e mak'n bad boy he says he is. Or he's down for another bit for "Kill'n Cops". *wink*

Hey Cobra if you are out there man why haven't you come up to kill me yet? I gave you my address! Im home allot since I retired from watching cowboys like you at the butt pirate ranch...

Equinox (I'm gonna spell your handle correctly, if you don't mind), believe it or not, Cobra has actually emailed me and we've actually talked in chat! So...your posts lead me to believe BSK's hypothesis that you are RevEnGeIsSweet. Let's just drop it. I'm tired of arguing about how "fat I am"...etc.

Really, I don't give a shit who the hell you are. All I can say is that I love you no matter what you say to me!

Luv,
Dank.

homepage my ass.

I still think this is tr0g.

I think you're right, Riot_kid. Why are ppl always hiding behind another handle? It's not like they're already hiding!

We can't see you! There's no point in creating new names! It's redundant!

Dank.

>>The_Famicommie from your striking analysis of Cobras writting technique people will say you are better then Lt. Columbo by far (there is just one more thing however....)

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Originally posted by riot_kid:
I still think this is tr0g.

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hm, interesting.
Ok, they�re both (all six?) very stupido, but I don�t think that tr0g is intelligent enough to produce a secound identity.
I mean, we�ve had the penis length thread, think of a Dick in your trousers - Guys, which side? thread with options:
1 for left
2 for right

trog would post a 0 because his small dick doesn�t even hang and be proud of it ...

COBRA, Is that the big headed snake?

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Originally posted by Tanna:
COBRA, Is that the big headed snake?

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You got the big headed part right.

i think she meant pig headed.

dnak i mean like who on this fucken planet wants to mail an 8 year old which is as fat as who knows what even the elephants laugh at you you suck big time and i wonder why if you had to mail me i would even read it i would just chuck into junk mail and block you you little bitch grow up and come back when your older i bet you her mom coms her hair for her and she's not aloud even to wear ear rings yet or make up sad world america there you can't do anything so suck you fucked-up american possy's you better thank britian for safing your soldiers from the afgans