WTF?! You want $4.99?! Who the hell are you?! You're not part of Trippy's "charity"!

Trippy, I'll include you in my prayers.

Yes yes, good good.

Send me money before the cough syrup runs out you rich whore.

Who said I was sending you money? Are you too wasted to follow your OWN THREAD? I said to take the rice cakes or you'll get NOTHING! NOTHING, I TELL YOU!

Dank

I don't have much liquid cash available at this time; but I would like to contribute one goat, one sheep, and one llama.............all slightly used.
Where shall I ship them??

Trippy McGee is not in need of rice cakes or livestock. Trippy McGee wants your fucking money. And Trippy McGee will do what'd necessary to get it.

Are you willing to gind, mix, and press the rice cakes into paper in order to get that money?

Since you're "under-age", I can give you some ppl's names who run what they call "sweat shops". You interested?

Actually I'm not underage. I happen to not have the pleasure of living in one of the few countries too obssessed with protecting their youth to give an eighteen year old the rights of a real person.

Don't avoid the question!

I'm interested if I can jab eight year olds with a bayonet and scream at them to get back to work.

So you wanna run a "sweat shop" or do you just wanna be a floor manager.

Dank

Which one has less paperwork and more bayonets?

I'd say the floor manager. It's not like you'd be the accountant or anything. Sounds like a good plan to me. We could recruit some of the "under-agers" of the temple and ship em over? Who's in? TRIPPY NEEDS HELP!

Dank

Hey, Trippy. I'm high.

Trippy is happy, he got a credit.

Any money you send will stop me from being slapped around like a little bitch in front of all my friends.

Hey! I know high ppl in places, Trippy!

Say my name!
Dank

Yeh you know high ppl in places.
I know ppl in high places.

I know what id rather.

Tweak out, PC!

So you're NOT going to send me money to keep my dealer from slapping me around???

WHAT?! You said you loved me! Now I know it's all b/c you wanted to get into my stash account! You fuckin' liar!

Dank

I'll mail you a letter expressing my empathy for your current situation.

Maybe also a pamflet on what drug addiction will do you to.

Money? Get out of here.

Send money if you want Heavenly Blue seeds and a Hilltop Hoodz tape.

And this is your fuckin' "charity"?!

Dank

All I have is this mustard and a rubber chicken, Trippy r u sure you don't want a rubber chicken you can smoke it and get high off the fumes of burning latex.

Or I could get dizzy off your mama's body odour.

Ask for five bucks and an eight ball...and sompe blue footballs so you can sleep. My xanies are being shipped within the next three business days. Stay tuned.,

[This message has been edited by Lokil (edited 02-10-2002).]

Lokil, they ARE?!

Tsk...tsk!!

Dank.

p.s. You really want Trippy's address? Trippy? Am I granted permission?

Not unless I know them and trust them and they have money. So far you and Lokil are the only ones I know and trust.

Lokil, expect Mr. McGee's address in your mailbox.

Dank

It's in the mail Monday or Tuesday. International Express, of course. Tally Ho, McGee

I love you guys.

Money right? Or did you send an 8er?

Trippy, Lokil is Missing in action again. Don't hold your breath. I'm actually worried about where he is.

Dank.

You know me and trust me you fuck.

I have your address.

I Can be trusted.

[Snicker]

Uncle, expect some heavenly blue seeds and a Hilltop Hoodz tape when I get around to getting them.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE $4.99, SON!!!!

IT'S WAY TO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YA!!!!

*reaches into pocket and pulls out about 65 cents and a piece of lint*

Here you go, now get a upgrade on your life...

I'm taking REAL donations only you stupid fucking retard. Get the fuck out of this thread and don't fucking come back until you realise the differance between real and imaginary.

"real money only"

"geeeeeeeerhick... duhhm here's 65c, duh, gerhick"

None of this would have happened if your father hadn't impregnated a monkey.

I'll try to fix it.

Well I guess you told me...

canadian...

*gives Lokil a manly heterosexual hug*

Yer a good friend man.

** shoots every fucking kid in trippy's establishment **

now they don't need shit.

lostmind, if you were paying any attention at all you'd know this is a blatent sham charity trying to pay for my next hit.

Fuckin tard.