im sure the majority of you have seen fight club... this is a thread devoted to "jack poems" like i am jill's unholy nipple.. i am jack's inflamed sense of rejection etc etc

here's a start:

i am jack's broken finger
i once held pencils and drew on paper
i once typed
but jack broke me
he broke me playing hockey
he broke me for no reason
and now i can't type
or hold a pencil
but i can still flip people off

I am jack's penis
small as can be
smaller that the molecules
contained in jacks pee
when im in women
they just laugh at me
When shall i be filled with glee?
never, for small is what my size...
shall forever be

email me at fornicate@hongkong.com to tell me how much that sucked, but it is 3 am where i live so fuck you just kiding...theres no way i can get mad at you...im fucking your sister!

I am jacks prostate
all swollen and red.
Dented by bruce,
jacks' partner in bed.
But things are ok
i'll get revenge on that clown.
By sending waves of pain
every time jack sits down.

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Originally posted by fornicate:
im fucking your sister!

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No, you fuckin ain't my sister. You don't know me well enough to claim family ties. So there.

[This message has been edited by Metaphysicist (edited 01-10-2002).]