I dont know where to post this, but what are some good quotes you have heard, funny or mean, whatever is welcome

"if god didn't want man to eat pussy he wouldn't have made it look like a taco"

"I haven't been this strung out since thursday"

My favortate 4 quotes....

Reality is for people that cant handle drugs

There are worse things than death; I can do all of them.

There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring.

At least 90% of everything is crap. (and the rest probably is as well)

"Midnight, the outpost of advancing day; the frontier town and citadel of night; the water-shed of time from which the streams of yesterday and tomorrow take thier way, --one to the land of promise and light,--one to the land of darkness and of dreams."

"The wheel is turning
and you can't slow down
You can't let go
and you can't hold on
You can't go back
and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you
then the lightning will"

"Its about time the earth joined the solar system!"

~Dan Quale

"When I was just a little young boy,
Papa said "Son, you'll never get far,
I'll tell you the reason if you want to know,
'cause child of mine, there isn't really very far to go"

Also:
"Never play hop-scotch with a unicorn"

"A Smith & Wesson beats a royal flush"

"You get more with a word of kindness & a big stick than with just a word of kindness alone."

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed."

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<Lokil> I had a seizure from being so stupid as too quit xanies cold turkey.

quantity has a quality all its own.

joseph stalin

(you really have to hand it to a guy who changed his last name to "man of steel"

GoAnis, not funny.

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leapfrog....it's leapfrog

not ot be rude dank seeing as your a friend of his... yes it is very stupid to quit xan cold turkey. i

I quit xanies cold turkey. I only vomited for about 3 days.

You sound like you are proud of it.

how about some wisdom

"the government that does the least is often best"
~hennry david thoreau

Only users lose drugs.

" rehab is for quitters."

"i have a dream..."

"there is no spoon"

"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."
~Tyler~

"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
Gladiator.

" sometimes i wonder what lifes about, sometimes i wonder why the lights are out, sometimes i wonder why i like to shout, sometimes i wonder what the lies are about, sometimes i see things i shouldnt have seen, sometimes i wonder why im a hood and a fiend, sometimes i look at what ive become and cry, sometimes i get on that bullshit and be ready to die, sometimes a nigga thats your man might did it, sometimes even though its sweet you aint with it, sometimes the pain is too much to bear, sometimes it rains too much to care, sometimes if you dont watch your back it'll cost you, sometimes you wonder who would give a fuck if they lost you, yet sometimes the sunshines a round the clock, and sometimes its dark and hell is hot!
DMX.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
Bill Clinton

"It wasnt me"
Shaggy

"Six million ways to die, so i chose one"
Cant remember the orriginator.

"Everybodys run dry and my pockets are brok, il have to lik some old school hedz to pick up the stopz."
Skinnyman

"Dont get high on your own supply"
Mon"tanna"

I could write millions but that do.

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leapfrog....it's leapfrog

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Oh yeah, that's right. I knew it something like that> I wasn't really thinking. Oh well...

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A peaceful mass of people, hardworking, carries out slowly
and patiently an unstoppable invasion, the most important in
human history. ... The territory lost in the 19th century by
Mexico ...seems to be restoring itself through a humble people
who go on settling various zones that were once ours on the
old maps. Land, under any concept of possession, ends up in
the hands of those who deserve it.
Carlos Loret de Mola

"The Great Invasion: Mexico Recovers Its Own", Mexico City Excelsior, July 20, 1982.

Here are some good quotes.
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake. This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time�

Those who wish to gain security by restricting freedom will not have nor do they deserve either one.
-Benjamin Franklin


We�ve all been raised to television to believe that oneday we�d all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won�t, and we�re slowly leaning that fact. And we�re very pissed off.

You are not your job. You are not how mush money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You are not the contents of your wallet. You�re not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world

Peace cannot be achieved through violence it can only be attained throung understanding

We few, we happy few, we band of brother. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.